@astcell

Ada caretaker. Dog lover. Photographer. Taco lover. Retired USG. Tweets are mine. I block mean people. Visit Florida. And Scotland. 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

 Brandon, FL
Joined June 2008
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Replying to @SheilaBx2
You start to die when your memories outnumber your dreams.
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Pop Feed
@wildfreakouts20h
Dude turns girlfriend completely blue
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Ah, Florida.
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Dangerous Thoughts
@DangerousThinkgOct 23
Each generation has developed its own variation adding slang to the English language A professor visited Westtown High School for languages week and decided to show Gen Alpha how much they have contributed to date by giving the rest of his speech in their dialect If you have children, you may recognize some of these words
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Mike, Mike, Mike
@Gulicio1Oct 23
This is the best explanation between left and right I have heard in a long time! #RepublicanValues #democraticvalues
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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLsOct 21
This is hilarious. A Republican goes undercover and exposes liberal who can't answer a single question about why she believes the things she believes in This man is a Trojan horse lol
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BodyCam Daily
@bodycamdailyxOct 18
==>> See Full part 2 Here : newsthailan.vansonnguyen.com…
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Tendencias Arg 🇦🇷
@Tendencias_ArgyOct 18
“A DISFRUTAR LO VOTADO” Porque esta francesa le quiso explicar a los musulmanes que ella votó para que puedan entrar al país y que está de su lado, mientras ellos se reían y le robaban todo en la tienda.
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Pussy_Trigger@Pussy_TriggerOct 5
Is it Monday already ?
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The married man
@marriedmnOct 5
The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.
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Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 5
Why are they're defaults to get pissed omg 😭😭😭
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Ah, Florida.
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Monica Almaguer
@MonicaMAlmaguerOct 4
"Fuck him. Feed him. Leave him alone". May every man find the woman who is as obsessed with him, as this chick is for her husband.
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DocumentingLibs
@USADocumentedOct 5
When you apply for a job, this is who now interviews you. The good news is, Ai did not account for the ability of this guy to completely rage bait. This is where we now are.
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Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫
@YoungGun8140Oct 4
Modern woman create their own anxiety and weaponize it against men.
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🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦
@front_ukrainianOct 3
❗️Failed attempt by Russians to transport a Mi-2 helicopter on the roof of a pickup truck in Krasnodar Krai.
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Masu Zafi 🔥🔥
@masuzafiOct 1
"Tucker Confronts Piers Morgan: 'You Don’t Produce Anything!' on the UK’s Struggling Economy" – at District of Columbia, USA
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The Meme-ing of Zense@LamaZenseOct 2
Feminism destroyed the West and it was done by design
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Deep Leaks
@DeepLeaksHQSep 30
A Patriot put a Trump Flag on his dock and the HOA told him to remove it. A day later he wrapped his boat and THIS was their reaction! The mainstream media does not want you to SHARE! 🇺🇸😂
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