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8 REASONS GMMTV DOESN’T SELL KENPAUL CARDS AT STARLYMPIC 1. Ken is busy with exams. GMMTV is afraid he’ll mistake his photocard for a multiple-choice exam and start answering A, B, C, D. 🧐 2. Paul is busy bouldering. GMMTV called him for a card photoshoot, but he said, “Let me finish this route first.” Three days later, he’s still up there.🧗 3. GMMTV decided not to print Ken’s card because they couldn’t find a single photo of him with his eyes OPEN. They tried 7749 times. Every single one looked like a nap time photo. 😪 4. Paul requested a photoshoot while bouldering. GMMTV agreed, but when the design team got the pictures, Paul had climbed right out of the frame. There was nothing left to crop. 🌾 5. Paul asked GMMTV not to sell his cards because he was worried fans might take them diving. Once the cards are placed in waterproof cases, they could become archaeological artifacts at the bottom of the Thai sea. 🧜🏻 6. GMMTV is developing a new card-printing technology. Since Paul loves climbing and diving, they want his card to be waterproof, shockproof, scratch-resistant, and especially resistant to falling from a height of 15 meters. The budget hasn’t been approved yet. 💸 7. GMMTV is afraid KenPaul cards will become as valuable as national treasures. If they release a limited edition, fans might start bidding wars just to protect their card collections. 🪎 8. GMMTV is testing a new marketing strategy called Invisible Card Collection. The KenPaul cards actually EXIST, but they’re limited editions. You need supernatural powers to see them. 🪬👁️ What’s your theory? #KenPaul