Jon Knott

How your email finds me today:

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Patiently waiting for my Sunday HBO prestige dramas to return

Ever drop your Nintendo Switch into the tub while playing Tetris? Yeah… me either…

Baby, in 5° we’re swaddled

After a decade of residing within these digital four walls, I’m making the move to Bluesky. It was a good run! See y’all there? —> bsky.app/profile/astro-knott…

Me about to answer questions about my ‘gay life in the city’ for the next 72 hours.

Do Equinox trainers have a scrum each morning plotting ways they can take up as much space as humanly possible with their clients? Or naur?

Never applying my acting degree more than when I pretend to not be ticklish during a pedicure. Straight theatre.

Me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 every cult show ever released

“Babe get the door, @troyesivan is here to fix the wifi”

The duality of ‘How to with John Wilson’ on HBO is that it’s absolutely wackadoodle and yet so utterly human. Must see.

‘Oh! I know what I was gonna ask you. What are the A gays doing for the Barbie movie!?’ - actual question from my grandfather just now. Dave is an Ally.

Canadians telling you they live in Toronto.

The way that yt people say ‘have a good one’ after any and all random encounters.

Trump Indicted. Gwyneth not liable. The US judicial system is firing on all cylinders this afternoon.

Okay y’all are joshing us right? These @hoka shoes are downright hideodorous!

Yes, chef

The way I almost get into the shower with my AirPods twice a week, every week.

This John Legend Piano Version album has me wanting to make babies before 9am