ally teeples.

I pay $100 a month for JUST WIFI from @GetSpectrum after being forced to upgrade because base internet was unusable. It’s inexcusable that there is constant buffering and outages. If I could go with ANY other company I would, and the one company available can’t pull it together.

bought tickets to your show for my dad's Birthday and Christmas, and we never made it either time 💔 it's my goal to see you now. @tomsegura

It's a cruel reality when a person you've dedicated time to be there for, isn't there for you.

Hi Jacob.

Anyone up?

When the boutique owner I'm working for asks if I've ever modeled.

And also hi Travis Roberts.

When you're in a bar and the house drunk won't stop shaking your goddamn hand.

Hi Travis.

I like how I feel when I work out and eat healthy, but I also like fried chicken and Mountain Dew, so where does that leave me?

My method for killing this mosquito was to suffocate it with Febreze, but now I'm also suffocating from how strong my room smells right now.

"ouch the baby hurts. Can't make coffee. Sry"

I wish my logic and my emotions would play on the same team.

There seems to be a large trend with every celebrity wanting to be a motivational speaker. They try to outdo each other.

Sha sha shots fired.

Normally I have sympathy for people when they lose basically all their friends, but you're a different story. No one has deserved it more.

I feel like poop and no one is home. I'm abandoned poop.

Photobombed some strangers at the Train concert tonight