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Joined August 2023
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A list of man utd captains: bryan robson, steve bruce, eric cantona, roy keane, nemanja vidic, wayne rooney, this fucking guy
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you will never guess the context behind this
bee (@beewitching__) profile picturebee@beewitching__14h
Replying to @Greshark
get in line and bring your easyvote card
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cool timothy (@dreadconquest) profile picture
cool timothy@dreadconquestOct 28
the average greens scandal is that they're doing outreach with gangs and the homeless or supporting palestinian resistance. the average coalition party scandal is like pedophilia, sexual abuse, corruption, insider trading, war crimes etc
🇵🇸 Tall 🇵🇸 (@birdluvr420) profile picture🇵🇸 Tall 🇵🇸@birdluvr420Oct 27
love whenever the greens do something supposedly very scandalous and then greens voters don’t give a fuck
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Yes the lavishly funded Labour and opportunity are using their insane cash reserves to buy favours
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Jezza the average golfer (@goodlobster1) profile pictureJezza the average golfer
@goodlobster117h
The drooling over Q Wong by TV one and Stuff is so cringe 🤢🤢 Reminds me of when the Red Queen Jacinda was all the rage with these “news platforms” Almost makes you wonder if the media get paid to promote fake puppets 🤷‍♂️
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Greens need to simplify their message I would vote for this fr
Boilup (@tewairoa) profile pictureBoilup@tewairoaOct 28
Fuck the racist cunts in our country.
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Francis McRae (@FrankMcRae) profile picture
Francis McRae@FrankMcRae4h
Replying to @RebeccaJEmm
This is just going to make it harder to find a park while blowing a hole in revenue
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Doing a talk at Vic Uni tomorrow because I believe in our future
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hi i am edward elkson and here are the vital statistics for the market today brent crude is $98 thank you and good night
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Fuck it why not
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 27
BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has invited Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Moscow for direct negotiations, assuring him that all necessary conditions, including security arrangements, would be provided
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NZ boffins garn on about words being thinked up bloody oath
Earl Fargoff (@EarlFargofbu2a) profile pictureEarl Fargoff@EarlFargofbu2aOct 28
Replying to @MaadiMumboJumbo
Yes. Maori didn’t vote. The slaves and tribal serfs did what they were told by the chief. Totally made-up words.
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how were our governments ever going to do regulation for big tech when they cant manage regulation for small house
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chatting about the wrong kind of "termination without cause" here my guy
Tom Watson (@tom_watson) profile pictureTom Watson
@tom_watsonOct 26
Nobody wants to buy a service they can’t walk away from. Palantir’s critics have long claimed we ‘lock in’ our customers. We don’t. This short film explains why. It’s the first in a series on the gap between the rhetoric about Palantir and the work we actually do.
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Graeme Edgeler@GraemeEdgelerOct 25
You were Deputy Prime Minister during three of those governments. You spent a substantial period as *Acting* Prime Minister during one!
New Zealand First (@nzfirst) profile pictureNew Zealand First
@nzfirstOct 25
Successive governments have treated mass immigration like an economic crutch. If you want to ensure New Zealanders are put first, party vote New Zealand First. 📣🇳🇿
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Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) profile picture
Adam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_Oct 25
Current concern is Man City will be deducted 100 points and still finish above Man Utd
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This year, Christmas shopping closes on the 12th of December to ensure Christmas Eve goes smoothly thank you for your attention to this matter
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anyway my gofundme family is still not paid off get to it you commie losers
Ani O'Brien (@aniobrien) profile pictureAni O'Brien
@aniobrienOct 26
Why is it always those who have benefited the most from capitalism who want to plunge people into communism?
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Just woke up from a coma, these things happen. Anyway time to register and vote wish me luck
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Is she called just Q now because she’s no longer anonymous???
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I hate how the post-truth world has enabled grifters and creeps like this to carve out a living at the expense of everyone
George Santos (@Georgesantos) profile pictureGeorge Santos
@GeorgesantosOct 26
Lula is a thief and the most corrupt human to ever lead a major economy. The problem with Brasil is the miserable class of impoverished people who continue in poverty n the north east region of the country try and who cling to voting for Lula because he’s going to “take them out of poverty” yet them remain in poverty. Brasil died today… the Brasilian people will know nothing more than oppression and famine. They did it to themselves. RIP Brasil.
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Silence @chrishipkins a real understander is talking
marg bates (@maxminn8e) profile picturemarg bates@maxminn8eOct 25
To be clear @chrishipkins its National putting photos of themselves over all forms of media? The "Cost of living" crisis commenced back under your leadership and the phrase was also "coined" in your time. Maybe you're using the COL to cover the fiscal plan not =promises made.
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