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i’m like if issa damani and loona had a child

Joined June 2026
0-2 and with no olise injury
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I love you bayern
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this is the effect of being a jolly fucker and believing in god
- nothing can ever hurt bayern - all evil sent to bayern is reversed and sent back to donald trump - we’ll leave this game with no injuries - only good things happen to bayern
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Upamecano has been Bayern’s best attacker these last couple of games
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that’s an upa goal #tome
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i know mikey is itching to score hopefully the third is his
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LAIMER WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL
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back on top with many new records 👑 #arsenal #afc
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have i ever criticized karl on the pitch?
what is the purpose of lennart karl like what does it do exactly
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the hat arrived first, she followed
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obsessed with this look are you kidding me
the hat arrived first, she followed
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mr giggleshits over here
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what is the purpose of lennart karl like what does it do exactly
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honestly they are playing well but too many missed chances considering they have good possession of the ball but the ball is constantly passed to olise when he is double and triple marked and trying to evade murder 😭😭
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kane passes the ball to olise instead of shooting and hopes he does smth with it
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the same thing happened with the ars liverpool match. if you are inside the box why are you passing
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UPA IS MY DEFENDER!!!!!!
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قل هو الله احد الله الصمد لم يلد و لم يولد و لم يكن له كفوا احد 🩷 NO INJURY HE IS PROTECTED 🩷
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im so glad hes with us does he think this is the military oh my god
🚨 Arteta regarding the Timber / Isak penalty “I have a massive library of clips of pulls and tugs of other teams too, we can get into that” I fucking love my gaffer man 😭
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