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nostalgiamaxing. badtameez.🫰CHECK my HIGHLIGHTS‼️ 👁️⃤ 🪼🌊🍛🧚‍♂️ #1 contributor on indian @tvtropes

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Joined March 2023
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now i can make highlights yay!!!! saving the best of worst of auteasm, go to HIGHLIGHTS on my profile 👋🫰
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is this a good idea ????? its an incredible idea what r u talking bout
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tu aur t-break dono ki ma ki choot
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butterchicken khaana isiliye nahi chhoda tha ke body jaldi decompose hojaye
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After the full consciousness upload Body builders will mean a whole different thing
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full body sphincter clench everytime i think about it
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During his monologue about the famine, Fowler mentions that when he cut out his dead sister's kidneys to eat from desperation and hunger they "had a fat cap on them like a pea". For those who don't know, atop the kidneys are the adrenal glands, and the fat cap atop them is there to prevent them taking damage. And because that fat is so vital, it's the absolute last reserve of fat the body will consume after all else fails. So to hear Fowler describe this vital fat reserve as being the size of a pea only goes to further show just how absolutely starved and desperate they were.
Blue eyed samurai episode 5 finest animation episode ever created i cry i cry so much
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“thank you vishnu for introducing me to christ” goes even harder 🤣🤣😭😭✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥
“I met krishna first” is such a hard fucking raw fucking line
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i am literally living thru a season of the industry
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shit this is beautiful
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congress ke time pe mai top karti thi
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my leitmotif is like a stan instrumental — theres a history, & things happening, samples are a subconscious homage to my childhood & yours, & flutes. lots of trumpets & flutes. your leitmotif is million dollar baby slowed & reverebed plays outside in the party as you cry in the bathroom
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looked in the mirror and I saw a girl wow
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Bush so thick my piss is literally filtered potable water
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i want my scuba instructor so bad brah
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太他妈的牛! 不得不佩服,印度人牛逼! 印度人狂借网贷不还!中资网贷出海六年,百家中资平台亏70亿退场。 印度修手机的拉杰什,从一款中资网贷App上借了8000卢比。钱到账5分钟,他换了个手机号,把App删了。 催收电话打到他通讯录里的朋友那儿,朋友问的第一句话是:你在哪个平台借的,帮我也弄一笔。 ​​拉杰什后来接受采访时说了一句话,被传得很广:手机里冒出来的钱,凭什么要还。 ​​这句话把上百家中资平台钉在了印度。巅峰时期,印度每三家在线借贷平台里就有一家带着中资背景,累计砸进去的钱折合人民币约180亿,六年之后整体亏损超过70亿,退出率超过95%。 ​​头部中资平台的坏账率突破50%,中小平台飙到80%,放出去100块能收回20块就算行业优等生。 ​​ ​​国内最管用的“爆通讯录”,逻辑是熟人社会里的面子约束,你不还钱,亲戚朋友同事都知道,你抬不起头。 到了印度,催收电话打过去,对方的反应不是“我劝他还”,是“你告诉我怎么下载这个App”。 ​​印度有22种官方语言和数千种方言,催收团队准备的英语和印地语话术,面对其他语种的借款人根本对不上频。社会压力机制反转成了免费的获客渠道。 印度这个奇葩的地方, 印度人都是欠债不还吗?
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steyeuh dancing to addison rae mashallah aquamarine with arabic text reaction video
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middle class boy aaj superstar hai 😎 charter me ghume aur chaar badi car hai 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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name 1 other player in history who’d hit a sui after conceding 100 runs wicketless. generational superstar .
siraj is gonna go down as a very loved and memorable icon. even if he doesn’t get crazy stats.
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u a superstar, but u aint put nobody on, u aint even put baby keem on
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