@authenttick
Joined January 2022
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Hapa nina lock in toka sahi 1/4/2026 2354hrs nipee 4years majamaa
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Jua inauliza asubuhi itafika saa ngapi iwake tena
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Kenya power nowadays imekuwa basic need bana kucharge samantha, wifi ,blender siwasahau pia feminist vibrator
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Kenyan parents will say “fanya vile unataka” then make sure you regret every option. 😭😂🇰🇪
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seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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hii ningekuwa na badge ningela fiti
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Inshallah one day every Ward will have such a stadium. We have only explored 2% of our potential as a nation. The future is Luminous
Abdulahi Adan@AbdulahiAdan109h
The 10,000-seater Ahmed Khalif Stadium in Wajir town is complete, featuring a fully installed running track, making it the first stadium in the larger North Eastern region to have a running track.
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If eating nails was a career ,I’d be a billionaire by now.
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Nduko™@3690brian7h
Huyu Dj wa local naye hukuwa na mchezo, mtu anacheza mix alafu anajifanya ni yeye anamix 😂😂
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Sharp boyz washafika Eastleigh kuokota scrap metal na kadhalika 😏
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Nduko™@3690brian7h
Shida yako ni kudhani enzi za kunyakua mashamba ziliisha 😂😂
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you know you've made a stupid remark when women side with you .
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Nikuambiwa nifungue tesa Kama wenzangu Nashindwa who are my wenzangu?
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Si mnitolee form Leo. Nitabehave.
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Should I smoke rn or at 6 Ili nitembee hii compound
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Niguzieni huku majamaa
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Tilil 
@Tilil_1712h
Mayai pasua za hapa kwa trolley ni tamu sana bana. Very addictive. Hii ni ya nne nimegongewa, acha nimalize hii nitoke hapa saisai before nimalizie huyu mzee stock. Sai naskia ni kama testosterone imepanda walai.
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ZEBI 🌍@zzzzeubi8h
Replying to @authenttick
Just because you said something funny doesn't mean people want to be your friends tho 😂🤷‍♂️
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X is the only app you are allowed to use regardless you are at the top or at the rock bottom
J@chuphojajiyaOct 22
downfall so bad i started using x again
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If you think about it criminal charges have the coolest names ever Espionage? Arson? Embezzlement? Perjury?
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hio building hata haina square, I'm sure ungeuliza mafundi wangesema ikikauka itasimama
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@ivymuthe9h
A video recorded earlier shows that the building which collapsed in Eastleigh had shown clear signs of instability, but they ignored them and continued with construction.
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Nduko™@3690brian7h
Rais aliguza shamba ya Moi ikabidi Gideon ameitisha mkutano 😂😂
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