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she/her, semi-professional toddler wrangler, Write Mentor Mentee ‘21, rep: @RebeccaLMatte

Joined July 2020
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I'm so excited to share this story with the world!! Preorders for As We Convene: An Anthology of Time and Place are now LIVE! 🐊wordsmakeart.com/collections…
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Hi, I don't exist over here anymore, but I'm popping in to let you know I HAVE A BOOK DEAL!!! I cannot wait for everyone to meet my babies Kade and Lyrii. To follow along for upcoming details, find me on Bluesky (@authoremilyg) or Tiktok (@/emi.loop) 🪐
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Hey y'all, I'm planning on moving over to BlueSky for the forseeable future. Same handle I have on here if you're interested in following me over there. Goodbye, hellsite!
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I want to let my outrage invigorate me to do more, try harder, get out there and make a difference...but in all honesty right now it just makes me want to lie down in traffic. Fuck. Goddamnit. Shit.
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today at an estate sale my child pointed at this and went "woah! an old fashioned TV!" and i died a little inside
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but also please take a moment to appreciate what might be my favorite estate sale haul of all time: a salem cigarettes beach towel, some vintage pyrex teacups (iykyk) and the most beautiful 1970's turntable i've ever seen, that WORKS!!!
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We drive past our polling place every day on our way home from school and my kiddo keeps asking me "did Kamala Harris win yet??" every time he sees all the people lined up outside
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one week till the election
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This feels like the right moment to remind people that I own a copy of a manga about Pope John Paul II.
mfw this isn't a joke. THE VATICAN HAS A ANIME MASCOT NOW LMFAO
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Cold weather rolling in means that we are already up to one instance of mysterious meowing in my house being caused by my neighbor's cat getting trapped in my garage.
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a chunk of anne rice's library is up for auction and this row of lots sent me into a fit.
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one of my favorite albums of all timeeeee wow i feel really old now
Our first born is old enough to drive! Happy 17th birthday to 'The Trick to Life', who's been with us since then?
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nathalie has departed this mortal plane (she deleted twitter) but she did remind me that one time a gross cis man from our writing group tried to get me to meet up with him at an abandoned hospital in rural mississippi while i was there for a funeral and i had FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT
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bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery.
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Oh no I had to explain the Mountain Goats to my therapist this morning!!!
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pst! spooky season sale! the hearts still beating ebook is $1.99 this week!! get your copy from amazon, kobo, B&N, and Apple while you can!!! 🧟🧟🧟
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Scratching at the walls of my enclosure every time someone posts a setlist from a Mountain Goats show I couldn't be at because what do you MEAN in Cincinnati they played Possum by Night and Andrew Eldritch and Thank You Mario and GOING TO GEORGIA??
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NICHE FLORIDA CONTENT ALERT
GAVE PROOOOOOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
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