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If you want to know whether someone genuinely loves you, apply the 6-month rule.
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And for the lady perhaps a man that makes her feel safe, secure and surrounded
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And honestly, they’re right
I love talking to my parents cus they tell me I’m the most beautiful smart person to ever exist
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I love talking to my parents cus they tell me I’m the most beautiful smart person to ever exist
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And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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Everyday
currently mad at my future bf for not finding me sooner
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the bar in actually in hell
I married a good man 😁
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princess treatment isn't when he buys you expensive gifts. It's when he never lets you go to bed upset, listens to you, soft with you, respects you, changes his actions when it hurts you
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It’s okay bro you won’t need money in the future
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October is my least favorite month I feel happy it’s over
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I tried to hack this and still can’t
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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your partner has a friend they text more than they text you. Nothing is going on. Is that fine with you, or does it bother you a bit?
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A good marriage makes the hard parts of life easier. A bad marriage makes the easy parts harder.
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To thine own self be true
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My sister went through her baby daddy phone a few weeks ago and found out he was cheating on her. She ain’t say nothing to him about it and he don’t know she went through his phone. Y’all why she dressed up as the text message for Halloween and waiting on him to come home LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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women don't want to be chased. they want to be caught by someone who clearly wasn't running after everyone else.
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The lip and cheek filler looks disastrous
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