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my cake!!!!!

kinda miss working at the cemetery and knowing from one glance who was there to visit peter steele's grave

always the villain

people are so weirdly obsessed with telling me to cut my hair like... this is one of the only things in this life that I own entirely... you need to fuck off

coworker thought i was 10 years younger than i am... never going in the sun already paying off

on the opposite end of my awful coworker post, my brother's girlfriend is also a teacher at my job and she always brings me food and sweet treats and I love her so much

i have the perfect dress to go as lana kane for halloween but nowhere to go </3

who tryna give me a cool $10k so I can pay off my car and stop having my life revolve around this fuck ass payment

how do you deal with a coworker who does absolutely fucking nothing but sit on her ass & stare at you and nitpick every single thing you do and every move you make without bugging the fuck out on her because I can't lose this job but my blood is fucking boiling all day every day

if anyone saw me pull over and throw up on the side of the jersey turnpike no you didn't

what is a girl without friends supposed to do for her birthday

did i catch something while wandering through a cemetery last night

my chemical romance do something special for your hometown instead of LA for once challenge: impossible

massachusetts i am inside of you

doesn't matter what I post, an angry little man will always be foaming at the mouth in my replies for some reason and it's hysterical every time

job is trying to tell me i have to do online training tomorrow and friday even though i took those days off to go away. i don't have a laptop and i'm not sitting on my fucking phone for hours wasting my vacation life does not fucking revolve around a job that barely pays my bills

waiting on oswald's approval before i can wear my new shirt

imagine your life is so meaningless and empty that you just sit on twitter all day intentionally trying to piss people off

hulu can actually eat shit and die for this price increase especially when the app functions like absolute garbage