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Trusting your co-driver when you’re flying down narrow roads blind at 100+ mph takes insane nerve
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We’re available @Royal_Farms
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cat is the most misused thing by programmers new to linux. I cringe every time someone uses it wrong in a bash script. Thread below with proper uses of cat only
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Brandon Hyde should be AL Manager of the Year and it shouldn’t even be a discussion what he has done with this Orioles team this year is tremendous.
Nobody expected the Orioles to be the 2nd best team in baseball he deserves credit.
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I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.
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SMDH 🤦♂️ – at Severn, MD
Tampa police carrying out the first arrests of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ new election security force were surprised and almost sympathetic. “I’ve never seen these charges before in my entire life,” one officer said. trib.al/oJIDNog
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Trying to find my way out of vim
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Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment.
Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Just saw a guy in slippers, smoking a cigarette, no mask, talking on speaker phone. Guessing he did not make any resolutions.

































