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Joined May 2015
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Well, it's not a third straight President's Trophy, but I'll take it
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You got me bro. This was the first time I’ve ever watched hockey. Just watched some highlights and you’re right, lots of guys can do that too. Thanks for helping a new fan out!
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He skated really fast down the wing then cut in. You must be new to hockey if you think this is disgusting
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I hope people in 15 years don’t forget how insane prime McDavid is like many have with prime Ovi. This goal is disgusting and he scores one of these every couple of months. He’s the best player to ever put on skates, and it becomes less of a debate with every game he plays.
CONNOR MCDAVID WITH A NASTY SPEED GOAL JUST A MINUTE IN 😳🚨
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Ovechkin will never score again
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He wont stay at a 242 pace but if he could even come close to 200 points it would probably be the most impressive season of all time.
Connor McDavid is off to an ABSOLUTELY INSANE start to the season: • 8GP • 6 Goals • 17 Assists • 23 Points He is now on pace for 242 POINTS 🤯😱
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Why am I feeling emotional over a pizza ad
50% off all pizzas. Every game. All season long. #ALLCAPS | @PapaJohns_DMV
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Shoutout Sid for playing like ass in solidarity with Oldvechkin
Crosby vs. Ovechkin Ovechkinplayed 14 minutes, 2 shots, 0 points. Sid was a minus-4 and a non-factor. Father time is an asshole.
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Tuch-PLD-Wilson is the top line
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Trevor van Riemsdyk as soon as he’s no longer on the Caps
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Why the hell did I just see a bookings dot com ad made with AI? Here, book a trip to lake that doesn’t even exist. Sure bro. I’m so sick of this shit
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These vids used to just be funny and they still are but now there’s such an immense wave of nostalgia attached with it. Ovi was 22 in this and the Caps were near last the NHL. Lots to be excited about with the new guys, hopefully I’m just as nostalgic for the current era one day
we’re forgetting the ancient texts
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2008-17 capitals survivor retweeted
WAYNE GRETZKY WE ARE RELEASING TERMITES DIRECTLY INTO THE FRAMEWORK OF YOUR HOME
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Gotta remember for a while he was pretty much the only guy ESPN had for hockey analysis. If I was watching sportscenter as a kid and he came on it was refreshing to see. RIP
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2008-17 capitals survivor retweeted
Frodo getting ready to leave Rivendell
phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape
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Is it a rule that every contract in 2026 has to be the new highest AAV contract in NHL history
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Kind of insane that it’s 2026 and the Caps still haven’t retired Peter Bondra’s jersey number.
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I see we’ve gotten to that point in late August where everyone posts their most dogshit hockey takes for a week straight
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I don’t know why it’s happening, but I can’t be the only one whose noticed that over the last few years NHL highlights posted by official accounts destroy the audio on purpose of seemingly no reason. I don’t get why they do this. I’ve seen the NHL and Caps official account do it
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Like what on earth would make them do this? They won’t get copyrighted - they own the footage! Why are you purposefully making your highlights unwatchable and putting in extra work just to do so? Just post the original clip ffs
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