writer | director | maker | doer mostly comedy / sometimes sad https://teapawt.org/t.co/hKlHhUsyTZ
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
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Twitter break feels like a good idea for the rest of the summer
maybe even fall?
let’s play it by ear
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"This is no Dutch bike lane with a safe, modern design and well-funded construction. This is an American bike lane—a blood-pumping obstacle course of neglected asphalt and ideas from the 1970s." mcsweeneys.net/articles/for-…
This Brittney Griner shit is insanity. My heart is breaking for her, her family, friends, team. She's been left to rot in Russia. If this was any NBA star he'd have been outta there within weeks. Unfuckingreal.
Christiana Lopez retweeted
You think 24 women got together to falsely accuse one man of sexual assault? Five girls in a group chat can’t even plan a trip to Miami
Christiana Lopez retweeted
I think a lot of us with ADHD are convinced we are too much. Too emotional. Too forgetful. Too late. Then we spend most of our efforts trying to be “good enough.”
Some of us never feel like we’re good enough.
I think THAT is where at least some of the RSD comes from.
I just wanna know if the person Tweeting is a) actually a gen z
b) a millennial pretending to be a gen z, or c) a writer’s room collectively pitching in the voice of gen z
I’ve seen behind the curtain and I’m not convinced it isn’t the latter. ☹️
Historically, all those who bore witness to a sneeze were required to bless the sneezer. In present day, the sneezer must follow a sneeze with a customary “It’s just allergies!!!!”. Should the sneezer instead remain silent, a witness may withhold their blessing and gtfo of there.
Christiana Lopez retweeted
Women aren't funny unless a man is reading the lines the women wrote then they're hilarious.
“Words and context matter. I really don’t think it’s healthy for us to be living in a world where people can say or do a thing that they don’t know is a bad thing, and then we treat them as if they did know that it was a bad thing…”
Really never gonna feel bad for Kyrie not being allowed to play basketball because he refused the vaccine. He was still paid millions NOT to play. Meanwhile for working class folks: If you're not vax'd you're not working & you're not getting paid.
Thank you for protecting us from the danger of dope beats!
Great job by our 5-2 Conditions Team who removed these illegal 🔊 from our #Bronx streets. #NYPDProtecting
