Ayana Hampton

The severe clothing allergy in @theidolupdates has me shook. #TheIdol

A word:

Showing up to a party 157 years late is just about the Blackest thing the @USGovernment20 has ever done. #juneteenth2022

How do we feel about the verbiage “Happy Juneteenth”? That’s like saying, “Happy Black Lives Matter”. That’s sus. How about, “Better Than Nothing Juneteenth”. Say that to me. I’ll respect you. #juneteenth2022

I rooting for @Bengals. I LOVE their music. #superbowl

Working from home is great, but so is not seeing laundry all day. 👩🏾‍💻🚩🚩🚩

Rewatched @TitanicMovie on @netflix. That classic still holds up. Unlike the ship. #toosoon 🕵🏾‍♀️

Pumping up the volume for this badass! Do what Kristina says. It’s good for your soul.

Good Vibes Only is the All Lives Matter of the mindfulness movement. ✨

Some people would have you believe next week is my 40th birthday. Those people, however always they’ve been in my life…Are liars & not to be trusted. (sorry not sorry mom) #nothankyou

I feel like horoscope apps are not considering the pandemic when making forecasts. “Take a chance. Explore new places & people.” Right now?? What?? #nothankyou

In high school, I was voted most likely to be the sixth member @spicegirls It could still happen. Happy 25, babes! ✨🌶🌎💕

Everyone knows it’s rude to ask a woman’s age, except dating apps. Okrrrrr, Cupid. 👏🏾Get👏🏾 it 👏🏾to👏🏾gether👏🏾.

12 years ago @Twitter and I said “I do!” Honor our love! 🤗 We’re registered @LinkedIn & @TiffanyAndCo 👩🏾‍💻💝💋#MyTwitterAnniversary

Some people are good at guilt. Me? I have a doctorate.

#NewProfilePic #SameDame #BelleOnWheels 🛼🛼🛼

I love to see a dude holding his lady’s purse. That’s the ultimate sign of devotion and defeat. Love always wins.

I don’t care if it is America’s bday. Yes, she’s a hot damn mess, but you don’t have to be. Don’t substance and drive, k?