Just me & you.
Ibadan, Oyo State.
Joined May 2014
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06/11/2026
Morning Prayer.
Deuteronomy 28: 6
Blessed shall you be when you go out.
Blessed shall you be when you come in.
Not my word, but your GOD.🙏
05/11/2026.
Bedtime Prayer.
Psalm 121: 7 – 8.
The LORD shall preserve you from all evil: He shall preserve your soul. Sleep like a baby; you are covered throughout the night. No Pokémon
I remember the day when I saw my girlfriend using my toothbrush; that was the end of it. Hygiene is different from love☹️
Stay Safe!!!
Don't turn me into your Carter Efe.
Confusion Pro-Max!
You started this romantic teasing and flirting with me. I got the code and acted accordingly.
Later, you complained that we were getting too serious.
Ah! Well, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
She said she likes gentlemen, but whenever I behave gently, she calls me boring.
At this moment, someone should help me with the correct operating manuals.
Or is it Happy Retirement? 😑
You said you were tired of sex, but you still want me to cuddle you naked. What exactly are we negotiating here?😜
You wanted a serious relationship; I asked whether romance was included.
She just looked at me as if I had committed a crime.
05/11/2026
Morning Prayer.
Jeremiah 17: 7 - 8.
Blessed is the man that has trust in LORD.
That is only what you needed to do; I see you with thanks at night. Brother and Sister, it's your turn to shine.
Amen.
04/11/2026.
Bedtime Prayer.
Psalm 91: 1 - 2.
Dwell in the secret place of the Most High; abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I cover you all with God's warmth.
Good night, may God keep us safe.
What!
And your hands is not shaking?
That is somebody property, Coach!
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I went to cuddle her, but she started complaining about the heat.
Madam, so affection now requires an air conditioner?🤔
She said, "Don't touch me". I respected her wishes.
5 minutss later, she asked why I was suddenly behaving like a stranger 😒
Confusion!!!
You are not in the mood for sex. Yet, you are sleeping comfortably naked beside me.
Which kind of trauma is this?
I asked her to give me a massage.
She went straight to my sensitive area.
Now tell me, was that still a massage or a declaration of interest?
Morning Prayer.
Numbers 6:24–26.
The LORD bless thee, and keep thee:
His blessing will follow us as we depart to look for what we are going to eat today; may we not be consumed as meat for other creatures.
Amen.
Bedtime Prayer.
Isaiah 54:17 (KJV)
No weapon that is formed against us shall prosper. And every tongue that riseth against us in judgment will be condemned.
Good night. God loves you all.