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Did you really go on vacay, get a raise, get annoyed at something, go out with the mates/a mate,have a child, drink any beverage, eat or breathe oxygen if you didn’t snap, instagram or tweet about it? The answer is no so, do you really have boobs? prove it.
DarthBooks retweeted
The fuck kind of country are we living in? Good God. teapawt.org/mattbors/status/100766…
I’d like to retro-state for the former, and preface the following tweets; I’ve been single for eight years, on purpose.
DarthBooks retweeted
these girls not shit, at least he learned early teapawt.org/chelllseyyy/status/963…
If you’re sad about being single on valentine’s day, remember: Most of your friends in relationships are settling ☝🏽😇
Sexyblondedreads from the gym works out with a dude(likely her boyfriend) every time i see her. This dude(once again, likely her boyfriend) has not missed me checking her out, ever. Zero times have i checked her out without his supervision. He’s good.
DarthBooks retweeted
PSA: DONT DO COCAiNE ANYMORE, ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE BEiNG SOLD FENTANYL (A DEADLY DRUG) MiXED iN WiTH THERE BAGS OF COCAiNE ... SO FOR THAT REASON iM OUT .. YOU SHOULDNT PLAY WiTH YOUR LiFE WE HAVE A BRiGHT FUTURE LETS ENJOY THE FRESH AiR WiTH VERSACE NOSTRiLS AND A CLEAR BRAiN 🧠
I’ve said this multiple times throughout my adult life, but once again, if you weren’t aware, im the real life “good luck chuck.”
DarthBooks retweeted
Just went for a stroll and found 52 cent in pennies on the way home lmao ion see how y'all do that 9-5 shit
Post a video of your new mattress and here they come with some weak ass “let me come lay with you” shit 😂 is this what women feel like all the time? I’m so sorry.
