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How to be a beautiful moose:
- be a moose
- dont take anyones crap
- if anyone gets near you, gore them repeatedly with your antlers
- stomp on them too
- make friends with flying squirrel
EURRRP!
The involuntary guttural sound Trump makes is a symptom of his Frontotemporal Dementia causing the loss of neurological and muscle control. Caregivers and family members frequently hear these sounds from patients. Note how both arms suddenly jerk and his face contorts. He's a mess. The drugs he's getting pumped with are extending the spectacle of his public decline.
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‼️Epstein Update:
Virginia Giuffre survived Jeffrey Epstein.
She spent years fighting to expose the people who enabled him, protected him, and helped keep the truth from the public.
After Virginia died, her brother Sky Roberts and sister-in-law Amanda Roberts carried that fight forward. They asked their own congressman, Jeff Crank, to meet with them.
They asked him to support releasing the Epstein files.
He refused.
Then Crank declined to back the effort to force a vote on releasing the files. He had a choice: stand with an Epstein survivor's grieving family and demand the truth, or help Trump keep those files buried.
He made his choice.
Virginia deserved better.
Her family deserved better.
Every survivor who was failed by powerful men and the people who shielded them deserves better.
Jessica Killin is running to replace Jeff Crank in CO-05.
She is pledging to fight for the full release of the Epstein files and accountability for everyone involved.
Jeff Crank shut the door on Virginia Giuffre's family.
CO-05 needs to shut the door on Jeff Crank.
Share this.
Tag Colorado voters. Make sure they know exactly who he chose to protect.
Sources: NBC News; Colorado Sun; DCCC
#TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp
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⚠️ Here is a couple of articles that explains why you should NOT use Votesafe, or anything related to Elon Muskrat and voting or giving out your personal information.
snopes.com/fact-check/votesa…
newrepublic.com/post/206857/…
Also, QR codes could be a concern.
#voting #elections #midterms
Best. Tuberville. Blast. Ever~
Replying to @donkoclock
Tommy has less self-awareness than one of our cats licking its ass on the dining room table.
I ARE POLITE ELF
*rubs ass on carpet*
Replying to @baconelf
I’m sure it is.
Alas, we are spamming poor Jude’s post most impolitely, so I shall see you elsewhere on this godforsaken site 🫡
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Fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for #Tailsofjoy rescue, left by Judy Tenuta to Elayne Boosler to help save animals. Comes with Judy's Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser & letter of authenticity. Bid is low so take a look! Auction ends about noon Thursday, 10/1. Link in comments.
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To all the fuck face males talking negatively about women and our rights should really mind their own fucking business.
Your opinion will be invalid until you👇🏼🤷♀️
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Listen up folks,
Show up at the polls in November!
Don’t stay home like you did during the last presidential election, please participate and vote blue!
We need to get rid of this MAGA scum.
We want our beloved country back.
#Midterms26 #VoteBlue #BlueTsunami please!
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HEY CALIFORNIA VOTERS:
VOTE YES ON PROP 40 TO FINALLY TAX BILLIONAIRES, AND VOTE NO ON PROPS 41 AND 42!
#TaxTheRich
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Here’s JoAnna Mendoza, @Mendoza4AZ with me at an event earlier in the cycle.
Her questionnaire promising to support protecting & expanding Social Security was one of the best I’ve ever received.
And her opponent, Juan Ciscomani, has a pathetic 7% rating on senior issues!
















