as a wise woman once said. surfbort.

Joined October 2014
Well I lost half a day of skiing
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The BBC are reportedly considering a one-off special, or potentially even a full new series, of MIRANDA! Following her huge popularity on #CelebrityTraitors, bosses are said to be exploring the idea of a revival over a decade after the show last aired.
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Lobster too juicy
when the top starts being like oh yeah lick my balls and my taint and my hole and it’s like oh ok well i didn’t really sign up for all that
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They should have kept her as a non competitor just to see what horrors she showcased each week
Ma_danni_x looks interstellar in her unaired "Drag Family Resemblance" looks for RuPaul’s Drag Race UK series 8.
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No. Next question
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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BAFTA. Academy award. Nobel Peace Prize!!!!!!
Leigh Anne could not have chosen a better time to teach Miranda the Touch choreography omfg #CelebrityTraitors
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I fucking love her
obsessed with every thing miranda says sounding like it’s straight out of her sitcom 😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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When the inevitable Chappell Roan x Slayyter collab drops and my puss is blasted asunder
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Fierce is fieeeeeeeerce hunny
HELLO??,@(@*#,;$#*
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Looking to Senate Twink as an example of good judgement for what to post online
Senate twink calling for violence. How is this post still up?
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What better day to return than Locktober 1st 😈
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Uber driver vaped directly into my face when I got in
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I want these glasses so bad
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I love having a faggy gay pop star!! Eat that butt Troye!!!
HELL YES TROYE.
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The water wasn’t the healing water
At this point, they didn't know that the water wasn't the healing water, rather the power was in him.
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If there’s not ONE man also wanting a slice of cake then the filmmakers are pussies
New look at Taron Egerton in ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.
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Seeing this at age 2 there was no hope
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An AA BB rhyme scheme spoken with the enthusiasm of a GP receptionist and recorded underwater 😭😭😭
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This as a promo picture is outrageous (complimentary)
Liak has become the first queen in the Drag Race franchise to originate from the Region of Murcia, Spain, as well as the first Canarian-style performer to not originate from the Canary Islands.
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