flareon fanboy πŸ”₯ | so funny, so topical, so tired. | β™‹β˜€οΈβ™ˆπŸŒ™β™ŽπŸ‘†

Dallas, TX
Joined July 2008
Me: tells Grindr guy I'm on here because it's a nice distraction from depression and loneliness Him: nice so do you have any more pics
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no one: Babies at 3 in the morning:
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the cheesecake factory has ALWAYS been political for some of us….
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strict elder millennials if you’re in line to vote STAY IN LINE πŸ—£οΈ
From @ezraklein’s convo with @NateSilver538 β€” millennial Democrats are ascendant.
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is there a single person who actually enjoys or is impressed by the ai apple fitness voice
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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chanty beluga this πŸ™„ chanty beluga that πŸ™„ what’s going on with mycareer
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Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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lucy hale oh my birth month and year is chopped
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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'Last Night In Soho' turns 5 this week. I'll post some behind the scenes photos in the next few days. But enjoy this breakdown of the 'Cafe De Paris' dance sequence with Anya Taylor Joy, Thomasin McKenzie and Matt Smith, choreographed by the great Jennifer White. Too many amazing people worked on this film with me, and there are sequences (like this) that I'm insanely proud of. Shoutouts to Marcus Rowland for this incredible set, the genius DOP Chung-Hoon Chung, our amazing VFX supervisor Tom Proctor and, in this scene especially, the magnificent camera operator Chris Bain. Enjoy and more soon! @lastnightinsohomovie @focusfeatures @FictionComplete @workingtitlefilms
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Amanda Bynes teases her new song "trap house" "get hyphy bc trap house is coming soon gang" (via ig/amandapandapandapanda1)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Amanda Bynes posted the quoted text on her Instagram but the video is not from her and copies choreography from JENNIE while appearing AI-generated. instagram.com/reel/De-c9L_PS… youtube.com/watch?v=XD00TJ… x.com/LostLeanore/st…
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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hilarious that this animal exists
Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
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knowing ryan murphy they’ll say archie got the surgery that makes you tall and it also gave him the ability to walk. and then he sings a cover of legs (keep dancing) by vanessa williams
Kevin McHale says he would not return for a β€˜Glee’ reboot as his character Artie Abrams: β€œKnowing what we know now, I don’t think I should be playing a character that’s in a wheelchair.”
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just making up anything to use this video
new oomf suddenly unfollowed me bcs im allahphobic
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3 likes doesn’t seem like a lot but have you ever had 3 friends
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