@baedropascal

all tweets are unserious. Traveler, foodie, and art lover

Joined March 2020
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cowboy killer@sillygoofyguy7918h
hosts can simply raise their prices to cover cleaning costs when for $1 less you can get free breakfast and no expectation to do laundry or dishes
Casey Bellon
@PTPMarinersOct 22
Hosts will simply just raise prices to cover cleaning costs. This is dumb.
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinson5h
The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident
Fahhh
@yowtfahhh11h
I'll never understand why they used a fake Supreme Leader's face instead of Kim Jong Un in COD MW4
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angola hiIIs@somebadbadnews11h
natalie nunn & north west
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if i may: - this has been talked about you’re just 21 - my steak too juicy - did the journal factory explode - like losing chess to a dog
eden ?!@birthdaybashedOct 22
what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
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sebastian
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Men’s style discourse is just a constantly slow rotation between these two poles every 10 years.
ARABA@Araba1407Oct 22
You can see their is a pattern with the two fits
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Jake Shields@jakeshieldsajj20h
I wish I had listened to how Lindsey Graham likes to fuck but since I had to hear this I'll share it with you
Stew Peters@realstewpetersOct 22
LINDSEY GRAHAM: “Am I being a good little f@ggot, sir?” 😂🤣 Watch the full doc 👉 @Swamp__Watch
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The problem with being single in your thirties is that there is just something deeply wrong with everyone left in the dating pool.
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@omgsidewalks19h
This might sound crazy. But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people. If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
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mark
@kramnotmark5h
the current state of new media
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Turn based rpg enemies for some reason:
와잉
@oociyuOct 21
난 아직도 이 영상 보면 힘이 남 동시에 4 캬옹캬엉
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Warren
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FoxNews: what issues do you care about? Student: gas prices, inflation, stuff is too expensive FoxNews: ok bye
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Brosa Parks
@Parabellum202123h
Very accurate. Nailed it with the Gen Z autism bounce
MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedOct 22
As a millennial I feel attacked. This is so accurate it hurts.
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Jay Jurden@JayJurden8h
Gay ppl can disregard
Murray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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kramerica industries@hepimp11h
When someone at work suggests a ‘Lunch and Learn’ session.
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I’m fuckin crying dawg
Domnic
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Replying to @VaJaiJade_
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetz11h
One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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Me sending a voice memo
vic🍒@onlyfoolsOct 21
there is a male epidemic of sending voice memos and it needs to end
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Octavio@octaviodigimon22h
Hadnt cackled like this in a while. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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a lot of people on this app
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Ciyson🔱@ciysonirl12h
Get her ms.nun she needs to stay in a child’s place 😭
Yeezyrih
@Yeeezyrih18h
Natalie Nunn as North West for Halloween 😭
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