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mariah the accountant ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

@bagguetta

striving to be unproblematic

Joined January 2022
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๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข ! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› (@kkittywise) profile picture
๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข ! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›@kkittywise22h
christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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fifiโบยน๐Ÿ’ฅ (@rizewijrs) profile picture
fifiโบยน๐Ÿ’ฅ@rizewijrsOct 30
thatโ€™s only cause yall banned abortion
erenเทด (@gloxyfan) profile pictureerenเทด@gloxyfanOct 28
Replying to @gloxyfan
all that cringe twitter "allah endings" yet islam is still the fastest growing religion JSJSJSJSJ ik why hoes mad
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the worst kind of ragebaiters are misogynists because that shit is so deep to me
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said that JT line โ€˜we used to get our periods at the same timeโ€™ to my mother in the kitchen and we just stared at each other for a whole minute
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๐ŸฆขL๐Ÿ‡@L1pitterOct 30
blind items are fake and toxic unless I agree with them
Enty (@entylawyer) profile pictureEnty
@entylawyerOct 29
October 29, 2026 Blind Item #3 The television doctor acted surprised he won the magazine honor despite the six months long behind the scenes efforts by his team and the massive payments that were also needed to secure it. He is just awful.
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you could put this scene in beauty in black and no one would bat an eye
E.Yamani (@E77ENCEW) profile pictureE.Yamani
@E77ENCEWOct 28
Yall????? Pls watch the entire video๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญomg
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heidi spare us
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
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Heidi Klum shares final clue for Halloween costume.
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malakai (@saintpatties) profile picture
malakai@saintpatties17h
I WAS IN BED MAD AF LMAOAOAHDHDHFHFJ
malakai (@saintpatties) profile picturemalakai@saintpattiesOct 30
I just feel like you shouldnโ€™t be in a relationship knowing you snore
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CapnSaveAHoe๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ’‹ (@JDsinsaneasylum) profile picture
CapnSaveAHoe๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ’‹@JDsinsaneasylumOct 30
Do you want to do this or notโ€ฆ.
abdul.xy ๐Ÿ‘‘ (@abdulbasitaka) profile pictureabdul.xy ๐Ÿ‘‘
@abdulbasitakaOct 29
Happy Halloween @WillemDafoe
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how it feels when all my oomfs like my hit tweet
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imagine having to raise your kids alone because your husband wanted to save a seagull
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 29
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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yall are not gonna gaslight me into believing the bird was that important when there is zero mention of whether or not it survived in the end. 10s for his bravery but please be serious
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u look like a character from the loud house or something
Renatta Oxendine (@Renatta) profile pictureRenatta Oxendine
@RenattaOct 28
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you havenโ€™t already. Your vote can make a difference. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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going on chatgpt and uploading someoneโ€™s babyโ€™s picture with the prompt โ€œgive this baby eyesโ€ is so vile
meera ! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (@draujuna) profile picturemeera ! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ@draujunaOct 29
Kill everyone right now button
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user (@user84829272) profile picture
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@user84829272Oct 29
Iโ€™d be so pissed off at my husband
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@nypostOct 29
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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im in tears๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
caleigh ๊•ค๏ฝกหšโ‹† (@caleighscomet) profile picturecaleigh ๊•ค๏ฝกหšโ‹†@caleighscometOct 28
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OMFGSJSBDJDBKDBD
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i hate niggas that yawn loud asf like shut up
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at what point do you ever need to share a tweet to someone?
Arun Pudur (@arunpudur) profile pictureArun Pudur@arunpudurOct 29
โ€ผ๏ธ ALERT ๐Ÿšจ Elon Musk's X is now tracking whom you are sharing your posts and who is clicking it. This is how you delete those trackers and protect yourself.
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 28
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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searched โ€˜genuinelyโ€™ on my page and scrolled for 3 minutes through the results
grace (@idkhrmy) profile picturegrace@idkhrmyOct 27
gen z loves the word 'genuinely' so much
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