@bagmonsta

Mentally Handicapped. Alcoholic. Love my dog. Vols.

 Japanese Internment Camp
Joined May 2022
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I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator
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Google search how to feel normal again
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Yeah I’m only having one beer tonight
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Flat tire in the middle of a rainforest in Puerto Rico who has it better than me
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Goat
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Tried to order something calm at the bar and ended up with this shit
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Good morning patriots.
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I’ve jacked off in places you wouldn’t go without a gun
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R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 21
🚨 #BREAKING: 3 Charlotte cops resign after Flock’s database allegedly revealed competition to see who can arrest the most Black people.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Texts with the alleged competition were discovered on an officer's phone during a separate Flock misuse probe, not revealed by the database. wbtv.com/2026/10/12/rac… charlotteobserver.com/news/local/cri… spectrumlocalnews.com/nc/charlotte/n…
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Dudes who wear whoop watches be like I really enjoy sucking dick and I’m gay as fuck
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Sprinting to get McDonalds breakfast in time before it switches to lunch after waking up still drunk
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Nice try, Israel.
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got bored and copped a flight to Puerto Rico with my buddy next weekend Going to find and hunt down The Bad Bunny.
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Watching a sport I grew up loving get absolutely destroyed by a media conglomerate has broken me
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Netanyahu not even tryna hide his spies anymore
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Having an ass pool game infront of the hoes is an immeasurable aura loss that sometimes you cannot recover from
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The only thing you should be getting from canes is directions to the nearest zaxbys
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Aura.
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Girl who has geek bar in 4/6 of her hinge pics: yea idk why but no guy has ever treated me right
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At the new Halal spot. First time here. They know this white boy is out of place, yet they are accepting of me
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