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i had been on the edge pretty much the whole time we were fucking so it was such a relief when @xReynoldsHx told me he wanted to fuck the cum out of me
okay so my conclusion based on a sample (n=2) is that sex on the beach is not fantastic, but it's not nearly as bad as many make it out to be. i would do it again.
don't bother me. i am playing the masterpiece "viva pinata: trouble in paradise" with a pro controller on an xbox 360 emulator running on Wine on arch linux. naked in my hotel.
me, making conversation: did you know that two times today, this day, i was jerked off to completion by different men who called me "little bro" during the act
my friend: i am going to kill you, you are ruining this dinner
when you get access to a private sauna, you gotta do something special. in my case, take a couple minutes to make myself cum without touching myself at all.
























