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Waipur city
Joined November 2022
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THOSE EYES, CHICO... THOSE FKIN EYES. THEY NEVER LIE!
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Astonishing read. Khawaja actually has the nerve to frame this like he’s doing everyone some noble favour. “Exposing” the truth for your BOOK, years on, once retired and untouchable, is unbelievably low. Why didn’t you speak up when those three were taking the fall and getting handed the bans? Oh yeah… cause it didn’t serve your best interests. Now it does. Pathetic.
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Bateman retweeted
"Yeh kaisa bhagya hai mera, Lakshman" :( 🥺😭
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This is the kind of greed they talked about in the Bible
I don't think he liked the taste of this😲
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😭😭
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Indian Right Wing is a dehati coded just like Indian Left Wing. THESE SCOUNDRELS DO NOT DESERVE ANYTHING GOOD. SIRF APNE LEADERS KI CHADDIYAAN SAAF KARNE KI AUKAAT HAI INKI BASS.
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Sher kal khudki biopic dekhne jayega 😼🤙
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Bateman retweeted
One of my friends went to watch Ramayana and booked a recliner. Someone at the movie theatre told him, "Bhagwaan ki taraf pair mat karo."
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Just saw my muslim homie saying jai shree ram at ramayana movie scene and we both stared at eachother before ignoring it
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💔💔💔💔💔
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This is the nastiest read I have ever seen someone give…
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Bateman retweeted
Portraying Ram isn't as easy as Ranbir made it look.
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Bateman retweeted
need new haters, old ones have become fans
I am an official fan of @TheNameIsYash today . I had literal goosebumps what an actor man .
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We dont hate om madarxhod raut enough for what permutation combinations he did to ravana's 10 heads
To start with, @thenameisyash, nobody does justice to the character of Ravana better than you. A truly GOAT-level performance in your career-especially in this particular scene and the Jatayu sequence. Just WOW! #Ramayana
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Damn 😭🔥🏹 #Ramayana
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Grifting time over Priya. Now time to come back to your roots and get arrange married to a pot bellied balding baniya like me.
Get out and VOTE besties!!!
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MILF (Man I Love Fuljhadi)
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"I am a RR fan and I want to trade jaiswal for Har-
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How autowalas look at you in blr when you book a rapido bike instead of paying 400 for a 2km ride
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Bateman retweeted
Nahh! 😭😭😭
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