@banielnyc

he/him/\nyc/\scorpio/\dog dad/\allegedly kind/\sometimes actor/\event prof

 New York, NY
instagram.com/banieldurns
Joined September 2014
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mirror selfie wrapped 🤳
patrick doyle@pcxd136 Dec 2024
mirror selfie wrapped
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hot people vote early and dont rank cuomo btw
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this is a wild thing to wake up to
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pov: you're the lil notepad on my desk waiting for me to cross tasks off my to-do list
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I am going to make January 6 look like a youth production of Matilda
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baniel retweeted
pj@pjayevans26 Mar 2025
If you like music, definitely make sure to check out Spotify or Apple Music
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M@melosling19 Mar 2025
Everything is getting released except a new Lorde album
Pop Base
@PopBase18 Mar 2025
The JFK files have been released.
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literally wtf gene hackman
baniel@banielnyc23 Feb 2025
thinking about the 2001 film heartbreakers.
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Vibes at the gym this morning: bad.
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thought this was her announcing she was in @mincemeatbway
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i think i hate meeting people where theyre at. why are they at there
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thinking about the 2001 film heartbreakers.
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Listen: If I had an Oscar ballot, I would vote for Isabella Rossellini for this moment on Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s podcast alone 🐝
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"How much protein is this?" "Does it have enough protein?" Shut up. How much love is in your heart? Do you have enough love? Enough tenderness?
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anyone who says “there’s no such thing as a stupid question” has never been to a post-screening q&a in the greater Los Angeles area
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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
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auditioning:
tendollar@tendollardanny29 Dec 2024
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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this is the rock Patti LuPone was singing about??
Lawrence Wright@lawrence_wright12 Sep 2022
Plymouth Rock has to be one of the most unremarkable artifacts of American history.
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grandma's wallpaper 🌸
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elizabeth warren
dani (-_☆)@wegontouchugang20 Dec 2024
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Ive been in Florida for 5 hours...
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