Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://xitter.cf/t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://xitter.cf/t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://xitter.cf/t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…

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Books completed in 2022: #1 - @barneyfarmer - PARK BY THE RIVER. Excellent, wise novel, of history, memory & anecdote rather than story. Though the narrative of these times vis-a-vis Covid is a crucial background. The prefatory line 'From fear to equanimity' is key.
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Throw in a little First Past The Post magic and turn that third of a modest turnout into the power of Kings!
Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 32% (+5) CON: 24% (+3) RFM: 20% (-3) LDM: 9% (+1) GRN: 8% (-5) SNP: 3% (-1) RES: 3% (=) Via @Ipsos_in_the_UK, 15-22 Oct. Changes w/ 10-15 Sep.
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Consider acquiring a stick or cudgel to guard your stockpiled tins, bottled water, pet meals and bandages. Your neighbours might seem friendly enough today, but they will have to be dealt with.
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And IMHO it would be a grave error to wait around for the balloon to go up.
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The adults are back in the (panic) room.
The government has published - without fanfare - new advice for all households on how to be ready for emergencies, which includes stockpiling enough food and water for three days. Defence and security editor @haynesdeborah gives her analysis on the campaign's launch ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/be-ready-…
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No but seriously at least it creates headspace for when the electricity drops out Christmas Day afternoon and you’re trapped with extended family and no distractions.
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A civilised safety net cut away with the support of millions of perfectly reasonable sensible moderate people who will likely live to see AI and adjacent technologies send their children and grandchildren tumbling to where it used to be.
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Exactly and people on zero hours and part time are relentlessly tracked and sanctioned by the DWP. A living nightmare.
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Given a fair wind and plausible war-fear that safety net can be cut away before people get to plummeting in droves.
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Of course, they need the war to dismantle what remains of our social security.
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Some of you will die.
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No journalists chopped-up since 2018 though. That we know of.
“Stepping up defense of its ally.” Saudi Arabia just beheaded a Bangladeshi couple for kissing in public
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Wrong again, no new field required.
Inclined to think the permanent and unyielding ban on new North Sea oil and gas will last exactly as long as it takes for a new and sufficiently lucrative field to be identified and a generous corporate donor to one or both parties to say ‘make the case’.
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Pleased to have correctly called the shallow performative nature of that original ban though.
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Is this before or after Mickey Finn joined?
We are closer in time to a T-Rex than a T-Rex was to a Stegosaurus.
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Then they all went and got slaughtered in the mud.
On the eve of the First World War, "God with us" was Germany's motto and "God is with us" was Russia's. France chose "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity", Spain "Plus Ultra". Europe's mottos in 1914.
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barney farmer retweeted
Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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Some say, a whisper on the breeze, a soft tutting.
EXCL: Andy Burnham has told officials to rip up their plans for how to fix Thames Water and present him with more radical options for what to do with the stricken company. In an early test of his promise to bring “the essentials of life” under public control, the PM is urging his advisers to go back to the drawing board and create a new list of policies for the utility. One option being looked at is to convert about £100m of outstanding fines into a government stake in the company, saving its creditors money but giving ministers some say in how it is run. With @kiranstacey & @jessicaelgot theguardian.com/politics/202…
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