What I lack in likability, I more than make up for in Go fuck yourself!
Donegal, Ireland
Joined March 2010
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#Harrystyles and Shania twain gigging together and it's over £200 a ticket
People say it's a sign of the times but that don't impress me much
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Said
I don't know, but I've been told,
I don't know, but I've been told,
My short-term memory isn't very good
My short-term memory isn't something, something
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Saying "God never gives you more than you can handle" is so much easier than helping out in any kind of practical way
The #government is spending 7 million a year on shredding. Now I like fast guitar playing as much as anyone, but that seems a bit excessive
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If someone is intelligent enough to be both a successful businessman and a super villain, then I assume someone in the education system has failed them terribly!
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Since this thing changed its name and look, I keep forgetting it exists
It blends into the background, and when I do remember, I overdose on about 3 accounts and burn myself out for another 3 months
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A lot of people panic over this big IT. issue.
Some running to the ATM or cancelling travel plans.
But not me.
I'm going to spend this wkend like I normally do...
Hanging out in my underground bombshelter drinking recycled water.
No worries. #Microsoft #outage
#windowscrash
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Telling jokes at Creatures Of The Night Comedy Club at 8.30 and then again at their late show at 11pm if you are in the manchester area pop in.
Fun times!
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