table for 4 please (me and the voices), deeply unserious satire account (also a genius)
Joined March 2024
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BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
#BREAKING: 3 Charlotte cops resign over alleged contest to arrest the most Black people.
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
Nick Fuentes laughs at Vivek Ramaswamy for not being able to lift a BABY 🤣
“Many women in the audience were laughing, covering their mouths with their hands as they giggled and watched him struggle.”
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
Lmao he had to make up a fake reason to prove he could lift a child
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
Add the Fed Funds Rate to this chart, and it all becomes clear
American teens are becoming straight again, with - especially - female bisexuality in sharp retreat in the youngest cohorts.
via @jean_twenge:
generationtechblog.com
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting very high traffic.
Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting low traffic.
As of 5:25pm ET
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
“We get influencers to sell bonds”
Great to welcome @jakepaul to the Treasury Department today.
Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
“Solve for x? Who is “x”? Why am I solving this question for him? Why can’t he do it himself? Who is paying him? And why do people get so mad when you ask these questions?”
Tucker Carlson asks why algebra puts letters into numbers.
Jess Elofson explains: "I think just to fuck with you."
They discuss how they've never met anyone in their life who uses algebra, which is "fake math" for people "in the matrix."
They conclude that caring about algebra is something that only "good little goy slaves" do.
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
Breaking! Journalists have identified the lone holdout of the jury
BasedChad (probable spam) retweeted
"The stress of being poor can cause longterm damage to the brain," per WaPo
