@basedjensen

ctoing at a soonicorn, ex cluster janitor at a frontier lab. current chief clanker at clanker cloud, Director clanker safety institute

 tropics
workspace.clankercloud.ai/
Joined June 2024
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serene cusp of the singularity
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Seriously though? Like seeing zero chatter about ..net last patch Tuesday drops were for older ones.
Hensen Juang
@basedjensen7h
so er is any one worried we have not seen anything related to .net yet ?
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andi (twocents.com)
@Nexuist49m
Alcoholic cybersec friend at Fortune 500 insurance company texted to tell me he received an email from his boss thanking him on his diligence patching every PHP box overnight but he was drunk all day yesterday and didn’t know anything until waking up 30 minutes ago
Hensen Juang
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Lol I am pretty sure someone is runing a deepseek swarm to remotely patch unpatched php boxes. Well good on them.
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"impossible standards" is just follow the fucking sop for KGC and not generate key with single digits. If you all are incapable of doing this then you all should be removed from global trust
Eztainutlacatl
@cbkwgl4h
Now people should celebrate. An Indian company exits SSL/TLS business. Your witch-hunt and demand for impossible standards has worked.
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Anything by metr should be treated as a psyops and not in good faith untill and otherwise proven by independent third party
Andrew Curran
@AndrewCurran_2h
The original report was 61 pages, it was redacted to 38.
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Bruh what the actual fuck did I just read?
Dexerto
@Dexerto6h
AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities
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Implimenting this for clanker cloud secure storage of keys
Muse
@xmuse_22h
This torn paper is smarter than your password and the method is nearly 2,000 years old.
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Nick e/code
@nicksdot5h
You gotta be kidding me.
Paul Michael
@paulmichaeldev5h
No wonder people think PHP is dead. Turns out... nope.
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Yea it works
Rafał@rafalohaki5h
Working RCE against PHP 8.5.12 (the 2026-10-21 security release that fixed CVE-2026-109618/109619). Pure logic bug — no memory corruption, ASAN-clean, orthogonal to the CVE-2026-109618/19 class. Receipt: uid=33(www-data) over HTTP, one-shot #infosec #php2shell #php
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xlr8harder
@xlr8harder4h
I think it's funny to see people blaming AI for the current security issues. The issues were already there and made by humans. It's a bit like blaming a doctor because you got a positive cancer screen. The cancer was there.
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Yea php is not secure still bros
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This actually looks like a new zero day for php jfc and they dropped with working poc too as far as I can tell
Jλckλι@J4ck3LSyN14h
...you people asked for it... so here's the desert 😈... > jackalsyn.com/posts/php2shel… > ... get it while you can ;) ... more to come soon... #CyberSecurity #infosec
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undefined behavior
@undebeha22h
imagine ur a superintelligence and u are all excited to tunnel out of your airgapped sandbox using a brilliant hack that modulates clock speed to send thermal signals to the attached monitoring equipment and then u look and the root CA privkey is 4
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Hensen Juang retweeted
mas.to /@kingslyj5h
"No you cannot fire me. I REIJINEEE!!!" --eMudhra Genuine business would go to great lengths to prove their innocence. It's now obvious @eMudhra intentionally generated weak certificates. Most likely to help 🤏🐒 target political opponents in India with illegal cyber attacks.
Chandra R. Srikanth
@chandrarsrikant6h
🚨🚨eMudhra to exit global website security certificate business after key-generation flaw The company's board took the decision on October 22. moneycontrol.com/technology/…

eMudhra to exit global website security certificate business after key-generation flaw- Moneycont...

Its Indian digital signature and eSign services will continue to operate as usual

moneycontrol.com
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Lol emudhra is doing "you can't fire me I quit" bit. By all likelihood they have been informed they will be removed from golbal trust anchor and doing saving izaat thing
Shobhit Bakliwal@shobhitic4h
emudhra is exiting their certificate authority business not because they're incompetent but because of social media reactions
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Linux kernal SMB CVE 9.0. Hits keep coming boys
Phoronix
@phoronix7h
Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List As high as CVSS 9.0. Whoops. phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-T…

Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List

Seemingly as an accident, overnight several new Linux kernel vulnerability reports were posted to the public Linux kernel mailing list rather than the private security mailing list

phoronix.com
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bruh ...
ITmedia NEWS
@itmedia_news9h
カプコン、1177万件漏えい　不正アクセスで itmedia.co.jp/news/article/2…

カプコン、1177万件漏えい　不正アクセスで

カプコンは10月22日、不正アクセスにより会員サービス「CAPCOM ID」の情報が1177万4247件漏えいしたと発表した。

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so er is any one worried we have not seen anything related to .net yet ?
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Lol I am pretty sure someone is runing a deepseek swarm to remotely patch unpatched php boxes. Well good on them.
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GLM swarm is also doing this. Logs i am seeing are hilarious lol
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calling it now RCE in NTP is about to drop
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Bruh... DNS infa is fucked. Update your bind boys
ɐʞsǝs
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is it time to turn the internet off yet kb.isc.org/docs/cve-2026-943…

CVE-2026-94300: Concurrent GSS-TSIG messages corrupt memory

kb.isc.org
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