“i’m only vers in a relationship”
nigga, this is your 10th relationship this year. you might as well be a mattress at this point
so we moved to la. my father gets a job at the palm restaurant. my uncle junior works there who was a jehovah’s witness, believe it or not. he went from catholic to jehovah. so basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from catholic to jehovah, you know? meanwhile, we’re from harlem; my father’s doing coke, you know; my mother thinks she’s anne margaret; she’s teasing her hair with a bottle of vodka, you know; so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking pasta on sundays…um, and uh, and the meatballs, they-they wind up being burnt, like you know? it just got so dysfunctional. it got pretty bad.
derek. retweeted
Y’all gotta stop getting so upset when people express that they like masculine men.
That shit don’t have nothing to do with you and there’s not anything wrong with that.
derek. retweeted
y’all get so bent out of shape over other people’s preferences and opinions lmfaooooo. that’s a sign of insecurity and low self-esteem.
this nigga texted me a few weeks ago, stopped responding then came back, i didn’t respond for 4 days then he called me yesterday and called me today. i asked him what he wants. he said “i need a favor pretty please.” my response was, “you about to ask me for money?” he went ghost



















