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Joined January 2012
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Told a nigga I travel for work and he asked if I do DoorDash
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okay that’s enough for one night. Happy Halloween 🎃
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tampa really is a boring fuckin city
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you in atlanta, those barbers know what’s up
hey so whoever retweeting big ass dicks on the TL, bitch im in the barber chair dpmo!!!
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Tops like their butt ate too don’t be fooled
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“i’m only vers in a relationship” nigga, this is your 10th relationship this year. you might as well be a mattress at this point
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yeah, don’t flirt with me
Flirting with ppl who you have no intention of sleeping with>>>>
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this why i can’t leave niggas alone
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i wanna fuck some of y’all out these costumes
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so we moved to la. my father gets a job at the palm restaurant. my uncle junior works there who was a jehovah’s witness, believe it or not. he went from catholic to jehovah. so basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from catholic to jehovah, you know? meanwhile, we’re from harlem; my father’s doing coke, you know; my mother thinks she’s anne margaret; she’s teasing her hair with a bottle of vodka, you know; so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking pasta on sundays…um, and uh, and the meatballs, they-they wind up being burnt, like you know? it just got so dysfunctional. it got pretty bad.
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you a stupid hoe.
Tennessee. Voted all RED down the ballot 🇺🇸♥️ . #FirstTimeMidtermVoter
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a lot of y’all should go as a ghost for halloween cause that’s all you do
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The problem is alot of yall think we voting for the president… 💔
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shit, can i fuck you?
this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?
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Replying to @highoff_jaden
Because in aunties words….
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Y’all gotta stop getting so upset when people express that they like masculine men. That shit don’t have nothing to do with you and there’s not anything wrong with that.
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y’all get so bent out of shape over other people’s preferences and opinions lmfaooooo. that’s a sign of insecurity and low self-esteem.
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anytime someone say “i need a favor”, they bout to ask you for money
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i be easy sometimes, you just gotta catch me on a good day
how do u text the dick man for dick
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this nigga texted me a few weeks ago, stopped responding then came back, i didn’t respond for 4 days then he called me yesterday and called me today. i asked him what he wants. he said “i need a favor pretty please.” my response was, “you about to ask me for money?” he went ghost
Hasn’t even been 24 hours since we exchanged numbers
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derek. retweeted
Me liking every moots tweet and watching them ignore mine-
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