exiled philosopher | dni: eviltwt, meantwt, crueltytwt | pfp @junokona

Joined November 2024
my new conspiracy theory is peple quote tweet videos saying "haha that moment when *thing that happens two thirds of the way into the video so your engagement is classified as high attention* is so funny"
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natsukos herman miller aeron from cutie honey 2004 retweeted
this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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we as a collective need to have a serious discussion about how much @JulieRagbeer has improved bcs this is genuinely reminded me of sophie’s music this is innovative asf
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trisha paytas here ✊
working on a theory that every gay guy is either a trisha paytas or a julianne moore and every lesbian is either a justin bieber or a bill hader
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The final stage of hoeing is becoming a realtor.
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This is like saying tuna can outswim michael phelps. But it’s still true
i also think nathan fielder’s schtick is like years behind what the average woman is doing on real housewives
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Thats not how you read analogue clocks 💀
Lana Del Rey’s stage prop stove has the clock set to 7:12. 👀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The clock is set to 7:00, not 7:12. The hour hand is on the seven, meaning it is the seventh hour; the minutes hand is on the twelve, meaning it is the beginning of the hour, not twelve minutes after. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock#Ana…
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Venmo Jenny Slate $10,000. Now.
Shane Gillis accidentally saying the F bomb on SNL.
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this is a major development in my plan to learn this as a karaoke song as a party trick
throwback to the time I took hours out of my day to decipher the rural juror finale song and make this karaoke-style lyric video and then never posted it bc it was strictly for my own personal enjoyment (until now bc I'm philanthropic like that)
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he literally said he quit rucaps to do OF because it was like a billion times more profitable we all failed you lee dawson
Yes he’s hot but… RuCaps should be what yall are paying attention to
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i never understood how this wasn’t as big as “superbass”
How did y’all let a rapper make the funnest pop song ever
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she’s so fucking chic it’s crazy
Carole looks like a college student from the early 2000s here 💀 #RHONY
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getting fisted on the Lorimer L train platform is crazyyyyy
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If mewgenics wins the awards we'll add mpreg in the next update
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