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My secret to Twitter is that Every time I feel that somebody has successfully dunked upon me I get up and go to the piano and play Written on the Sky by Max Richter to my unnervingly large plant
i went to scotland and ireland and i came away understanding why people love "pubs"
Replying to @tranz_schubert
LAST NIGHT I WAS AT A BAR AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT OF SOME TWO MINUTES THE SOUND SYSTEM SHUT OFF AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT SCREAMING IT WAS PLEASANT AND ENJOYABLE IT WAS JUST SUCH A SHOCKING DIFFERENCE WE NEED TO HAVE A RECKONING ABOUT THIS
i already know how my claude would answer that trend; but i think the summary would make me sound worse, so i'll just paste it
bashu, thanks retweeted
you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names
bashu, thanks retweeted
guys can we talk about this completely insane thread where oxytocin nasal spray apparently makes an autistic guy not autistic temporarily? i'm gonna be fucked up about this for days
here's a fascinating document i discovered by accident yesterday. it's a case report written by an autistic redditor, with all the expected writing mannerisms such status imparts, of what happened after he was given an oxytocin nasal spray prescription. archive.is/UgNfp
bread day. if you'll permit me to grind my own thigh here, the nifty lil secret about baking good bread is it defines the rest of your day. what's for dinner? i made fresh bread, so: butternut squash soup. what should i bring to the bonfire? i made fresh bread, so: goat cheese.

























