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O God what is it about an Irish American dumbass that melts my heart

where I sit is my seat

dog with ski goggles on

What up internet (it’s your boy Hennessy Youngman)

I am “recharged” (i put on socks)

In 2021, a study from the Survey Center on American Life reported that 15 percent of men had zero close friends, up from 3 percent in 1990.

Bagel shop most likely to drop a mixtape

Okay I’ve read sixteen books so far this year

All the male inhabitants were killed or blinded, and a pile was made out of 20,000 detached eyeballs and poured in front of the victorious Qajar leader.[4]

Have not seen a single picture or video of honcho that did not look like a total nightmare

Philadelphia themed restaurant

I don’t like much at all

I don’t like it when people say “design language”

I want a fun drink but I don’t wanna spend five bucks

Photo is just taking pics

tonight I got two separate bars to play “Along Comes Mary” by the Bloodhound Gang

I hate the kids