High performance software, databases and Flash, Founder of Aerospike
Menlo Park, California
Joined April 2007
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brian bulkowski retweeted
I was a cop for 10 days. 10 days and then I quit. I don’t think I’ve ever explained, so here I go.
Buckle up, this could be long.
I originally wanted to go into juvenile probation. I got my bachelors in criminology and was an intern for 3 years at probation.
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brian bulkowski retweeted
Facebook employees are now "Metamates". (?)
Can't wait for:
LinkedIn -> Inmates
Amazon -> Primates
Tinder -> Intimates
Jira -> Underestimates
Postmates -> Postmatemates
brian bulkowski retweeted
BALTIMORE NOW?!
Guys I am screamin
We take pride in our work, and work should take pride in us. We’re organizing a union to create a true culture of warmth & belonging at our store. Let’s go Baltimore, MD! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @WorkersUnitedMA
brian bulkowski retweeted
Believe what you want to believe, but a friend at Google I've known and trusted for decades says that Google doesn't tweak search results to be more PC. All the suspicious-looking search results are artifacts.
brian bulkowski retweeted
A lot of people have asked why the CDC estimates close to 100M total US COVID-19 infections (28%) by Dec 1, while covid19-projections.com only estimates 58M (17%).
I believe there are major flaws in the CDC estimates, which I will explain in this thread.
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nco…
brian bulkowski retweeted
This is 100% the right move. This will help us beat this terrible virus. The science is unanimous - if we all wear masks, we slow down the spread and can reopen safely. It’s not a political issue. Anyone making it a political issue is an absolute moron who can’t read.
NEW: Californians are now REQUIRED to wear face coverings in public spaces.
Together -- we can slow the spread.
Do your part. Wear a mask.
LEARN MORE: covid19.ca.gov
brian bulkowski retweeted
Some kids yelling at officers at the protest in DC last night:
“Yall see no one ever says fuck the fire department! Cause they do their job and mind their business!”
😂
brian bulkowski retweeted
These stray cats were spotted occupying the circle marks intended for the implementation of social distancing protocols in front of a store in Brgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City on Sunday amid enhanced community quarantine.
brian bulkowski retweeted
THREAD - History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes: a thread about the **Anti-Mask League** of 1919.
I'm not kidding I went HAM researching this
So, starting in Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered from Spanish Flu pandemic.
Initial mask wearing was good -- around 80 percent
brian bulkowski retweeted
GCP's elasticity & scalability is second to none with Aerospike. Some of our customers, especially those in e-commerce, prefer not to use certain cloud providers for competitive reasons & want to partner with Google. Blog by Ronen B Director of Product. ow.ly/V5kP50yQa5e
brian bulkowski retweeted
“How’s the US handling Coronavirus?”
“Okay so imagine you shut off all the error logging in production”
“Yeah…?”
“That’s it.”
brian bulkowski retweeted
Last year, I lost a lot of possessions due to collateral damage from a fire that thankfully didn't kill me. Yesterday, my friends surprised me with a painted guitar to replace the one that retains a metallic chemical smell.
brian bulkowski retweeted
the thing i miss most about not being in any position of leadership was the ability to have hurt feelings, avoid people, and just generally be petty sometimes.
this always having to swallow hard and take it, be the bigger person ... it is stupid and i hate it.
brian bulkowski retweeted
Friend, magic man, and longtime supporter of #drsketchys @chickenjohn Has an opportunity to create a new art space in #thebay Go check out this kickstarter to get things going, share, support, etc. Let's be part of a good art story today. #keepsfsketchy
kickstarter.com/projects/oak…
