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“First of all, Jamaal. You're a cashier, so shut the hell up!”
Shaq was laughing so hard he had to hide his face behind a book.
Charles Barkley once found out that a fan making fun of his skinny jeans worked as a cashier and went on an absolutely hilarious rant on Inside the NBA.
Charles Barkley reveals he typically carries $500 to $600 in cash and avoids using Uber due to concerns about credit card fraud and protecting his personal information.
"I carry cash. Five or six hundred dollars, just in case. Like, if I keep around five or six hundred in there, I keep that for when I'm getting gas, because it's probably gonna be $50 or $60."
"That's why, like, I never use Uber. I don't use Uber. I try to limit, because there's so many crooks out there. I try to always limit my credit card usage. I pay cash for everything. I don't want my information out there."
Morgan 🧡💙🦅 retweeted
Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.
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Sean McVay reveals his absurd photographic memory, where he can recall the exact play calls, coverages, stat lines, celebrations and game situations from years ago on command
Interviewer: “2021, Week 7. Lions are at SoFi. First-and-goal at the five, early fourth quarter. Give us your play call.”
Sean McVay: “Yeah, it was a great touchdown pass from Matthew to Cooper Kupp. That was lab to south right, close, fired two fly X crossers. Got him in a man coverage right there. Cooper just outflanked him. Good throw and catch.”
Interviewer: “Which team did Aaron Donald get his 100th career sack against?”
Sean McVay: “It was a heck of a play. Full layout on Kyler Murray against the Cardinals. I have a picture of it. I still got to get him to sign that one.”
Interviewer: “In the 2021 NFC Championship, Cooper Kupp had an extremely rare emotive reaction to his catch. What play call led to that grab?”
Sean McVay: “Good old-fashioned choice for him. It was FOD to south left, clamp minus three jet, F choice, stuck-o man pressure. What a throw and catch. I mean, fitted in a tight window with K’Waun Williams right there. And then the run after the catch. He looked like Wolverine celebrating after that thing.”
Interviewer: “The Bears’ last Super Bowl appearance was after the 2006 season. Who performed at halftime that year?”
Sean McVay: “Had to be Prince.”
Interviewer: “Can you name the top three Green Bay Packers career receiving leaders?”
Sean McVay: “Donald Driver is up there. James Lofton and Sterling Sharpe got to be the top three.”
Interviewer: “Thursday Night Football against the Raiders in ’22. How much time was left on the clock when the Rams got the ball for their game-winning drive?”
Sean McVay: “Probably about a minute 45.”
Interviewer: “2018, Week 4, Vikings at Rams. Following Robert Woods’ touchdown, he celebrated with which rapper in the stands?”
Sean McVay: “YG.”
Interviewer: “What was the play call for Puka’s first career reception?”
Sean McVay: “It was Y mode, south left, clamp, Jacks right, Kors palm. It’s a nice little curl route.”
Interviewer: “How many games did the late, great Don Shula win?”
Sean McVay: “347.”
Interviewer: “For the first seven years of your career, you were the youngest head coach in the National Football League. Who took that torch from you this January?”
Sean McVay: “Yeah, it would be Jerod Mayo.”
Interviewer: “Tyler Higbee had a standout performance against the Eagles in 2020. What was his stat line from that game?”
Sean McVay: “Three catches, three touchdowns, over 50 yards.”
Interviewer: “Following John Johnson’s interception in overtime of the 2018 NFC Championship Game, what was the name of his celebratory dance?”
Sean McVay: “Choppa Style. And he was going hammer.”
Interviewer: “What year did Jim Kelly retire from the National Football League?”
Sean McVay: “That was ’96.”
Interviewer: “I believe you were undefeated in their stadium, but you have yet to beat one of the teams that plays there.”
Sean McVay: “Yeah, we’ve had a couple appearances against the Giants. Now we’ve got to go play the New York Jets at MetLife this year.”
Interviewer: “Talk about knowing your foe.”
Sean McVay: “I have no life, really.”
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The penalty for the politicians that lose tonight should be to have their cell phone numbers exposed so we can all bombard them with texts everyday for the next 3 months.
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I don't know who is getting paid to send out these political ads via text message, but on behalf of the entire country, fuck you.
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This clip of Will Compton’s brain at work is incredible.
The story he told right after this was an even better display of his brain and why it is the way it is. 😂😂
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Will Compton’s dad used to make him run hill sprints at the “chat dump,” which is basically a pile of mining waste that poses a risk of lead poisoning 💀
A lot of things are starting to make sense now.
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They say everything is bigger in Texas, but Skattebo don’t give a damn!
Sometimes you gotta bully the bully, and he started in the first quarter and didn’t stop until the Giants walked it off with the game-winning run in overtime!
People got ran over, tackles got broken, and celebrations were on repeat. My man had folks in compromising positions all afternoon! 😂😂
@thepivot sports on @youtube.
#ThePivotSports #ThePivot #Skattebo #Giants
youtu.be/UetU6hyLg0g
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CALLING THE COPS ON A 3 YEAR OLD IS CRAZY
Nevada is a 3 year old Soccer phenom who had the police called on him in Winter Park, Florida.
His family was allegedly live streaming a game that he scored 10 goals in against 5 year olds.
Opposing parents complained about Nevada’s playing style, that he was holding possession of the ball too much because the other kids couldn’t get the ball from him.
Nevada was kicked out of the league, his family refunded their money and the police escorted his family off the field with a trespass notice.
Punishing a 3 year old child for being too good at a sport is RIDICULOUS.
























