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Brandon. tweeting on X. Views and jokes are my own.

Washington, DC
Joined April 2014
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Good fuel for kids whose parent’s wanted them to get a JD
This is a huge story that's flying under the radar. A $2 billion New York law firm with 1,200 employees worldwide is closing. A legal friend say this could potentially be the legal equivalent of Lehman Brother: the beginning of the white-collar AI apocalypse.
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No way the council of the Acela corridor would divide the Atlantic megalopolis
How the United Mutts of America should be dissolved and reorganized ideally
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Please Jensen, noooooooo.
‼️ BREAKING: US officials believe Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is the target of a Chinese spy plot. They believe Alice Huang, a Megaspeed executive seen at his side in Taiwan, is a Chinese intelligence asset. President Trump has been briefed about the matter.
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All this doomer prep talk is a psyop to get me to spend 1000$ at REI
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The plot has been long lost
🤖 Made with AI
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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If you don’t have anyone to send this to, it’s over
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The Hadith of Charlie explains why the republicans will lose the midterms
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Ross Perot Jr. coming out in favor of trade with Mexico:
“China doesn’t have a Mexico. Europe doesn’t have a Mexico. We do.” Texas billionaire Ross Perot Jr. says a fully integrated North America has the demographics and resources needed to compete globally, calling Mexico key to the region’s ability to “grow and prosper." He spoke at Bloomberg Invest Dallas bloom.bg/3UL0b7P
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BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces this will be his final season on ‘Inside The NBA’ END OF AN ERA 💔
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I need them to kiss in space
Behold: The US Defense Intelligence Agency has released a report on challenges to security in space, including an NEI image of China’s spaceplane from Maxar, taken in 2024.
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Need to add Confucius, Muhammed, buddah, and Napoleon
Top 10 greatest Americans in history: 1. Jesus Christ 2. George Washington 3. Alfred the Great 4. Andrew Jackson 5. Thomas Jefferson 6. Alexander Hamilton 7. Hengist 8. Robert E. Lee 9. Harold Godwinson 10. Arminius
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How it feels to show up to work late with a coffee and breakfast in hand
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Staring at my watchlist of 4000+ films
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"edge"
lowkey im losing my edge, im gonna get a good nights sleep and post when im on adhd meds to ensure gem media posts for all my treasured oomfs 🥺
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