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Stand Up Comedy. Hemp Farming. I've traveled the Eastern Seaboard. NJ, NC, DC, NY, NC again.

Asheville, NC
Joined March 2011
Photo by Becca Steinhoff (@beccasteinhoff)
Don't celebrate Rush Limbaugh's death. Mourn his life
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Becca Steinhoff retweeted
All the copaganda shows are gonna suck even harder than they already did once tv production starts back up. Defund those, too.
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No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace. No justice, no peace.
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Becca Steinhoff retweeted
Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor
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Can someone make me a mask that says fear mongering libtard?
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Deep breaths. This land will be okay.
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The only thing more depressing than a stand-up comedy open mic is a virtual stand-up comedy open mic.
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Becca Steinhoff retweeted
So no comedians diagnosed yet? Maybe we are the chosen people.
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Jokes now must be labeled as BCE ( before Corona Era) and CE ( Corona Era)* *Sorry if this has already been done.
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I guess I'm going to start tweeting again after I gained a fan and this was the only medium he wanted to follow me on.
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Mix New Jersey dryness with Southern Appalachian sensibility & add a touch of Jewish guilt to get the humor that is Becca Steinhoff​. Her warm sarcasm & quick wit shows through in her easily annoyed yet bouyant perspective on life. See Becca Thursday @ the Diana Wortham Theatre​!
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Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge Comedy Open Mic -> 9pm at The One Stop @avlmusichall 9pm. Free. Jokes and whatnot and beers. Hosted this week by @beccasteinhoff bit.ly/30nzTaP #avlent #avlnews #avl
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Stand-Up Comedy Tonight -> Disclaimer Stand-Up Lounge 9pm at The One Stop @avlmusichall in downtown #Asheville 9pm. Free. Hosted this week by @beccasteinhoff. bit.ly/2sXv3RT #avlent #avlnews #avl
I am trapped in this R. Kelly documentary.
I love you brothers but navigating the male ego is fucking exhausting
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"It is important to do things not when they are planned but when you feel them." #leroyjenkins
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I'm not going to say that eating raw onions is bad, but the last person who touched them was crying.
A man once told me I reminded him of all his favorite things about his ex-wife. I said that's the scariest fucking thing anyone's ever said to me.
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