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Arkansas, USA
Joined April 2017
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“I have four kids at home that went to bed without me.” “I have to wake up at 5am and hit 10 more stores” “You’re probably making money off of this while I can’t pay my mortgage.” “This is not a joke to me” This is the Everyman. He is now an icon.
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Brother I am krine right now 😅
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Son of a bitch this stings.
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Yea give me all the Miikka Muurinen stock you got (I don’t condone this behavior😂)
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Man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.
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Steve Sarkisian said Arch Manning was “edgy” in practice this week. So I’ve attributed every game played by the Longhorns to a song sung by My Chemical Romance. • Texas State: “Sing!” • Ohio State: “This Is the Best Day Ever • UTSA: “Welcome to the Black Parade” • Tennessee: “The Foundation of Decay” • Oklahoma: “The World is Ugly” • Florida: “Famous Last Words” Queued up for Saturday: “Fake Your Death” or “Dead!”
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GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
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Eagles medical staff has him listed as probable
Is Kim Jong un dead?
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FOCUS on career
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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Somehow I let the movie Oculus ('14) fly under the radar all these years.🔥🔥
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Today is the 20th anniversary of Dennis Green’s famous post-game rant.
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2007 Arkansas running Wildcat 👀
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Told my wife it's going to take me at least two days to replace the t&p valve on our water heater. Keep 'em out of the loop, boys
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The Mevis Files
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Jesus Christ is exactly who that man was about to meet 😭
Influencer Tarzan grappled with a giant 19-foot, 200-pound python and almost lost 😳 “I’m a blue belt in jiu-jitsu, but f*ck, this snake’s a black belt in the jungle… Jesus Christ, that was close.”
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Good morning my Nue friends and my new ones too 👋🏾 🖐🏾 I just made myself some raisin bread
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The world is full of frogs that can't jump.... Be the frog that can
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if i died and went straight to hell, it would take me a month or two to realize i wasn't at work anymore.
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Jared Goff got in trouble with his wife 😭😭 She was not happy about his Instagram post.
Jared Goff just posted this on IG 😭😭
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The family of Hassan Jihad Ibn Kariem, 42, who died Monday in a roller coaster incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, shared a photo of him. His family says he was a passionate educator in metro Atlanta who was equally passionate about the city he called home. 💔
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