“I have four kids at home that went to bed without me.”
“I have to wake up at 5am and hit 10 more stores”
“You’re probably making money off of this while I can’t pay my mortgage.”
“This is not a joke to me”
This is the Everyman. He is now an icon.
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Steve Sarkisian said Arch Manning was “edgy” in practice this week.
So I’ve attributed every game played by the Longhorns to a song sung by My Chemical Romance.
• Texas State: “Sing!”
• Ohio State: “This Is the Best Day Ever
• UTSA: “Welcome to the Black Parade”
• Tennessee: “The Foundation of Decay”
• Oklahoma: “The World is Ugly”
• Florida: “Famous Last Words”
Queued up for Saturday: “Fake Your Death” or “Dead!”
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GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
Told my wife it's going to take me at least two days to replace the t&p valve on our water heater.
Keep 'em out of the loop, boys
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Good morning my Nue friends and my new ones too 👋🏾 🖐🏾 I just made myself some raisin bread

























