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Joined January 2018
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i think comics do really well on instagram but goddd i cant stand the formatting
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ill get to it eventually tho
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the writers really do love the whole "father and daughter forgive each other through singing" trope huh
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i keep wanting to redo my pngtuber even tho i never use it because im too lazy to talk on stream
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girl dinner
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this whole ethan klein thing is fun because what do you mean you feel bad for someone who participated in night raids for fun
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BurgerDogℒ️@BurgerDogeOct 24
Went to Dunkin and they took like five minutes on my drink before some girl busted out of the window and said, β€œI drew a cat on it πŸ™‚β€ Felt genuine sorrow in my heart slurping him up, the grief is immeasurable.
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i have hired this dog to stare at you
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β™₯️ est@fenceursOct 21
how it feels to keep up with a media i Hate just to make sure my slander is up to date
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why would they make my diva Verosika do coffee runs for the little imp guy
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BurgerDogℒ️@BurgerDogeOct 20
I can’t see how this possibly could’ve happened??????
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lost like 60$ on stickers because for whatever reason the mail system in mexico lost both packages + had to issue a refund which isnt a lot but like euhg
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sent the first one out on august, buyer never received it so i sent another replacement and same thing. like its literally not my fault but im the one loosing merch and money and its a little frustrating.
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they loaded my iced coffee with vodka yum
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at a brunch place watching white ppl getting hammered at 12 pm on a monday.
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not sure why that got posted two times and it wont let me delete it
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yea ok
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they cant draw any other type of hairstyle
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this is so odd genuinely was this on purpose because holy shit
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i always order 2 chorizo and egg tacos from this local restaurant but i cut back to just one today but they ended up giving me the second one FOR FREE
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