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Joined January 2011
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Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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BE/BIM PRONOUNS ?????? are we fr
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Ross Kemp every 5 minutes… #CelebrityTraitors
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When your mrs says you can leave a family gathering at 9pm 9.01pm:
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Has there ever been a more embarrassing club than Arsenal?
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Just a helmet
This ain't funny from Michael Olise. Man needs to grow up.
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This was the lead up to Arsenal’s second goal which turned to be the winning goal. Rugby tackle from Konsa on Rogers. Clear foul, he literally picks him up off the floor and throws him. New season, same nonsense.
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interesting creative decision from sky to omit the head kick from HT analysis
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eghbali spiked balogun with the mudryk compound V
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We’re going into the season with. Caicedo (currently injured) Lavia James Barco Henderson That’s unbelievably poor. Inexcusable.
Club is now briefing not to expect anyone to replace Enzo. I expected 2 to come in today and it’s going to be zero. Complete disaster. Takes a lot of points off what was a good window.
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Of the 5 midfielders, one is currently injured with we don’t know what, the other has never completed a competitive 90, the other is a Left Back, the other is a Right Back and the other is a year from retirement. #CFC
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have 5 midfielders in their squad. Moises Caicedo, versatile option and captain Reece James, Romeo Lavia, Barco and Henderson. Chelsea leaning towards not signing someone unless something sensible crops up. (@NizaarKinsella)
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Caicedo currently injured & heavily relied on, James plays 20 games a year and is arguably not a CM, Lavia finished his first 90 mins since 2023 this summer, Barco promising but unknowm, Henderson not starting quality Have known Enzo is going all summer, now briefing this 😭
Chelsea have five midfielders in their squad. Moises Caicedo, versatile option and captain Reece James, Romeo Lavia, Valentin Barco and Jordan Henderson. Chelsea leaning towards not to rushing into a replacement choice and reassess in January unless something sensible crops up before the deadline. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/liv…
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🤣 Soft fuckers. Boo him all game and then cry when he gives it back.
I have no issue with him generally until today, so am confused by this. I genuinely don’t know why Joao has it in for Brighton fans. We bought him from the Championship, not any other PL clubs wanted him at the time. Arguably joining Brighton was his best career move. Gave him a platform in the PL with a good team. He even got in the Brazil squad whilst at Brighton (hasn’t made the squad since joining Chelsea). And we gave him the Billy big balls move he wanted to Chels with a tripled wage. So What’s he unhappy about? Some Brighton kids booing him today? Suck it up mate, why not have a bit of class.
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Game's gone
Marquinhos is the first-ever winner of the UEFA Respect Award for consoling Arsenal's Gabriel after his Champions League final penalty miss ❤️🤝
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What a load of bollocks. We had another pen after JT's which Kalou didn't take 🤣
Makelele claims John Terry took Kalou’s penalty in the 2008 UCL final: “He could have TWO Champions Leagues now.” 😳 Rio: “You sounded a little bit frustrated about the penalty situation. Just explain that. What was you getting?” Makelele: “No, because many times we talk about this. The young boy, Kalou, when the penalties are coming, I'm always putting my boots out.” Rio: “Were you scared? Are you scared?” Makelele: “Of course I'm scared.” Rio: “You don't want to take it?” Makelele: “Never.” Rio: “Wow.” Makelele: “Never. See, the last minute everybody passes. I have no choice, I'm going. But never, never. And the one I tell you is the story.” Rio: “What was the story?” Makelele: “It was Kalou's turn, but Johnny took his ball.” Rio: “Oh, so John Terry took the penalty instead of Kalou to win the game?” Makelele: “Exactly. But he's in a good way. But the way I'm saying, John, he can have two Champions Leagues now.” Rio: “To this day?” Makelele: “Because Kalou was the best penalty taker at this time at Chelsea.” Rio: “Was he? Wow. So why at that time didn't you say something?” Makelele: “No, I knew this later, because in the game, if I knew this, of course I would tell John, leave him, let Kalou take the ball. But you're concentrating, frustrated, we're at penalties, I'm focused on different things and it happens. But of course, he's my teammate.”
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Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat? And before anyone says “you need to drink more”… I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.
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Throwback to when Lampard wasn’t fit to play against Blackpool and Drogba took over his role just to show how insane his playmaking ability was. Even the referee was so impressed with his performance. Drogba was just too complete as a striker.
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Reggie Watson was 13 years old when Mr Romeo Lavia was signed he has still managed to complete a full 90 for Chelsea before him
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2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026). Familiar.
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Just about as socially unaware as our owners - stupid cunts. teapawt.org/ChelseaFC/status/20774…
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