[my name jeff voice] my name bee

HALLOWEEN NAAAAILS

🧍‍♀️ sittin here like damn wait i’mma cut off my male friends

being friends w men is so fucking hard bc of this shit icl like 🧍‍♀️ bud…

watching a woman’s video about her stay in a treehouse airbnb and i’m so fucking jealous LIKEEEE A DREAM WEEKEND DATE? 😭

so fucking cold my nipples carving holes through my bra and shirt like that alien that pops out that guy’s stomach in that one movie at the end

just dropped my cat off at the vet for his dental cleaning AND I FEEL SO GUILTY AND TERRIBLEEEE MY BABY SONNNNN I DIDN’T wanna LEAVE

i had to take melatonin to sleep & whenever i go a min w/o taking melatonin and take it again i have the fucking gnarliest dreams like i was indoctrinated into a cult as a kid but it was a fucking horror film supernatural n shit

i can’t feed my cat breakfast bc he has to go to the vet on meds blah blah blah & i hear him literally beating my other cat rn bc he’s mad he didn’t get breakfast

wtf how many dantes follow me i ain’t never known another dante but my dad and the sexy one from dmc

I BEEN YAPPING SO MUCH BC ALL MY LOVED ONES ARE SLEEPING OR BUSY AND I JUST CAN’T MF SLEEEEEEEEPPPPPOPPPPPOPO SOEMOENE FUCKCING STAB ME!!!

FUCKKK THIS INSOMNIAAAAAAAA

almost forgot to hit you guys up…ummm…pentakill comeback when? @riotgamesmusic @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends