Durham, U.K. Views are my own (but they’re all correct!) Average cricketer. Dreadful golfer.

Joined September 2022
Jesus fucking Christ man
How it feels to read the The Telegraph in public
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Fucking hell man 🤣
I want to thank every single one of you for your support. It means more to me than you will ever know.
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It’s hard not to be, JD. We’re bottom of the league and we haven’t scored a premier league goal in 346 minutes. That’s really worrying. #SAFC
Negative Nancie’s out again #SAFC
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Honestly think this is my last season following the lads Away ends our now shite Home ends we have people actively rooting against our players I have got my wish of seeing Sunderland playing away in Europe, seems like the perfect time to give it up
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Genuinely I am worried we’re relying on him, and I’ve been very vocal in saying that on the whole O’Nien isnt good enough, but he had a good game yesterday. Picketed DCL early on, won his battles, clean sheet. #SAFC
Replying to @SensibleSAFC
You must be blind if you think o9 had a excellent game, liability and charity work from Sunderland
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Same time every year, over weight high blood pressure racists pretend they aren’t allowed in pubs because they’re wearing a poppy. Every year. It’s so tiring man.
The Star, Wetherspoons in Gosport refused me entry because I was wearing a poppy in my own country. This is absolutely outrageous. Boycott Wetherspoons in Gosport!
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Just a wild tweet isn’t it hahaha The mind boggles.
Can’t put into words how much these cheating Sunderland cunts are doing my head in… #lufc
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That feels like points dropped. Scrappy, awful game but last season we found ways to win those at home. Improved performance but you’d expect a bit more. #SAFC
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We this treasure from a bygone age in a carpark today. Shogun Pajero, imported, on an N plate. What a gorgeous motor. Pangs of nostalgia washing over me.
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You will have to fucking DRAG ME AWAY kicking and screaming from this app
If any female Derby #DCFC fans want a shag, I’ll be in Wetherspoons Benjamin huntsman disabled toilets in about 20 minutes. 12 stone or less 🙏
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Prometheus is a glorious film. Another in the Alien franchise is great news.
I feel like I’m the only person in the world who is happy about this. Prometheus rules.
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Cole Palmer was a one season wonder wasn’t he.
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Fcks sake haha
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What the hell is wrong with these people? We’re in a cost of living crisis, people need affordable food. So they’re celebrating blocking the single most affordable supermarket there is in favour of…. what? Nothing? Bet if it were a Waitrose Joanna wouldn’t have stood in the way!
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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I’ll have Large Cod, 2 battered Sausage, Chips, curry sauce & a bread roll mate. Loads of salt n vinegar. You can’t beat a proper fish n chips. Best dinner in the world. Fact. God bless you all. Keep going. Bosh❤️🇬🇧
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Nobody does, they’re shit. The ultimate cuck car. This tweet sums up Tesla drivers, they’ve invested in a nightmare so they’re just running with it. Doubling down and pretending they made the best decision but in reality they can’t wait til the lease runs out.
People used to turn and look at Porsche and Ferrari. Now they turn and look at Tesla.
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We’re doing this again are we?
Why are #SAFC so happy with the europa league? Playing a team I’ve never heard of, much like half their team
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土耳其是全世界的飞机杯,你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯,还他妈是前后开口的,伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道,亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门,所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家,所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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