Amateur sleuth and ghost herder. https://xitter.cf/t.co/CeEpt1vCId
London, UK
Joined March 2007
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
"He polished a glass at me." Trump GMs for @BulwarkOnline — a new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster.
TRUMP: The dragon will eat you.
STEIN: I have a follow-up ready.
TRUMP: For after it eats you?
STEIN: You try editing this every day!
Link & details below 👇👇👇
Ben Griffiths retweeted
"You cannot lethality a mountain, Pete".
A new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster.
TRUMP: Okay, so. You're all in a tavern. A tremendous tavern.
RUBIO: I peer over the bar.
TRUMP: Marco, we've been over this, you're a halfling, you can't see over the bar.
RUBIO: I find a box. I stand on the box.
Link & details below 👇👇👇
Ben Griffiths retweeted
A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for the family. Melania solves the quest in three turns. Witkoff calls the dragon's people. Don Jr fires a crossbow into the Declaration of Independence.
dmdonald.com/posts/nobody-hi…
#DungeonsAndDragons #Trump #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon
Ben Griffiths retweeted
It's not uncommon for autistic people to be accused of emotional manipulation. Autistic social communication generally lacks the unspoken emotional messages that neurotypical people rely on. So neurotypical people imagine them. They "read into" autistic communication emotional meanings that are not intended. I have experienced this many, many times. It leads to serious misunderstandings and enormous distress on both sides.
If you perceive an autistic person as emotionally manipulative, you are not hearing what they are actually saying.
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Bradley Whitford: “I’ve been very public about my criticism of RFK. The bullshit about vaccines is very personal to me — my first cousin died of polio. Vaccines do not cause autism. The moral bankruptcy of people in search of power when the most fundamental aspects of our democracy are under attack is really upsetting to me whether it’s Jeff Bezos or RFK”
Ben Griffiths retweeted
A short sketch in which DJT runs a D&D game for the Pod Save America crew. @danpfeiffer has already written the post-mortem. It has five chapters and an appendix.
dmdonald.com/posts/he-alread…
#DungeonsAndDragons #PodSaveAmerica #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon
Ben Griffiths retweeted
It's now required to say "a country of 92m people" when mentioning Iran. How on earth did Tucker Carlson make that happen? Let's make Carlson ask Cruz about other things that everyone should know.
"Ted, what's the formula for the surface area of a sphere?"
"..."
"You don't know? It's 4πr squared"
"If you say so"
Ben Griffiths retweeted
"I'm on fire and I have a follow-up."
The second DON-geon Master sketch is up - Trump runs D&D for Zoran Mamdani, Ezra Klein, and Kaitlan Collins, none of whom are engaging with the quest in any meaningful way.
dmdonald.com/posts/im-on-fir…
#DnD #Satire
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Hey! I'm a bit scared to put this out there but I just uploaded a video to youtube of me live-coding a Mandelbrot viewer in p5.js.
You might like it if you're into fractals, creative coding or have ever wondered how the Mandelbrot set works.
youtu.be/dLdjWMtBfJI?si=1K8T…
Ben Griffiths retweeted
I made a little utility to make it easier to print cardboard standees for my in-person D&D games. Hope you find it useful too. Not mobile friendly, but should work in most desktop browsers.
techbelly.github.io/standee
#dungeonsanddragons #ttrpgcommunity
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Starting two new D&D campaigns this week on @startplaying - fortnightly Monday evenings and weekly Wednesday evenings (UK time). Join me!
🗝️ Mon 4th 6:15pm - Keys from the Golden Vault
🐉 Wed 6th 6:15pm - Dragon of Icespire Peak
startplaying.games/gm/whiteb…
#dungeonsanddragons
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Upcoming online D&D games with open seats:
🐉 Mon 26th 9:00am - Dragon of Icespire Peak weekly
🐉 Wed 28th 6:00pm - Dragon of Icespire Peak evenings weekly
🏔️ Thu 29th 9:30am - Rime of the Frostmaiden weekly
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
It is hard to feel compassion towards someone who goes abroad to support a radical group that detests our country's values, but she was clearly not bright enough to know better, and that's why I don't think Liz Truss should be stripped of her citizenship.
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Upcoming @startplaying D&D games:
Morning campaigns
🐉 Mon 19th 09:00am - Dragon of Icespire Peak weekly
🧙 Tue 20th 09:30am - Dragon Heist weekly
🏔️ Thu 22nd 09:30am - Rime of the Frostmaiden weekly
🗝️ Wed 28th 11:30am - Keys from the Golden Vault fortnightly
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
Upcoming online D&D games with open seats:
🐉 Mon 12th 9am - Dragon of Icespire Peak weekly campaign
🗝️ Weds 14th 11:30am - Keys from the Golden Vault fortnightly campaign
🏔️ Thurs 15th 9:30am - Rime of the Frostmaiden weekly campaign
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#dungeonsanddragons
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
Upcoming online D&D games with open seats:
Mon 5th 9am - Dragon of Icespire Peak weekly campaign
Wed 7th 9:30am - Grammy's Apple Pie oneshot
Thurs 8th 9:30am - Rime of the Frostmaiden weekly campaign
#dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #dnd
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
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Ben Griffiths retweeted
The excellent-looking Decathlon e-cargo bike is £1,000 cheaper in Europe...
eta.co.uk/2022/11/25/is-this…
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Just after 11am yesterday I was arrested for the first time in my life.
This was for taking part in an action for @XrRebel and @XRebellionUK outside the Institute for Economic Affairs.
Here is what we did -