Ben

Missed the trash can with a ball of paper from no more than two feet today in front of potential customer. No chance I’m making this sale anymore

I have vivid memories of going to reds games as a kid when the Banks was nothing more than a hole in the ground and a Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill

Boys who were born circa September, 1995 and got an iPod nano in 2008 that was secretly full of Rihanna are excited about this halftime show

It's a goal of mine every year to learn a new skill but I always do a bad job of keeping track of my progress. This year I'm trying to figure out film photography. Here's the start: Curious Cows

Forgot to freeze an ice pack for my lunchbox today so I used a pound of frozen beef to keep my lunch cold and now I’m gonna make chili since it’s thawed. Real men of genius

The absolutely best way to find out your AirPods are dead is right when you get to the gym and they’re blaring HGTV

I asked my little cousin if she heard that Santa had gotten run over by a reindeer and she started crying. Oops

I’m now thinking about buying my neighbor’s Rottweiler a Pooh bear chew toy for Christmas

What’s the worst household chore?

Can’t believe the reds got outbid

England as a nation needs to apologize for Phil Foden’s haircut

Ages 27-29 feel way older than ages 30-32. 27-29 are the elderly years of youth. The end is near. 30-32 are the teenage years of adulthood. You have the rest of your life in front of you

Raise your hand if you grew up thinking that Olive Garden was a pristine example of fine dining

Buster Posey hitting a grand slam in game 5 of the 2012 NLDS was my 9/11

I also went my entire college career without allowing a touchdown

This is an impossibly bad call

Napoleon, on the verge of losing at Waterloo:

Being a Reds fan from 2019-2022 has been a fever dream. This apology, Marty retiring, Puig, Votto still bangs, getting shutout in the Covid playoffs, Amir Garrett fighting everyone, Miley no-hitter, trading away the team, Phil Castellini. Non stop madness