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Benjiasaurusrex

@bennkengmo

Father, wine loving chap, #fpl nut, Category buying manager. All views my own etc. etc.

Joined March 2009
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Ham, eggs and allotment shiznit. instagr.am/p/CsRg6YbLj5X/
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk25 Apr 2023
A lot of people have asked if we’ll be doing a special beer for the coronation and while the answer is no, we will be paying 12 million pounds hush money on behalf of a disgraced relative so let no-one say we aren’t getting into the spirit of things.
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Yorkshire Tea@YorkshireTea22 Apr 2023
Bye bye blue tick! We've actually been impersonating Yorkshire Tea the whole time, so it's probably for the best.
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Sunday roast instagr.am/p/CqQrEPzPIAe/
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Meet Cyril, he’s ace! instagr.am/p/CqJM8h8LIcx/
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Tonight’s viewing instagr.am/p/CpEF-IjtDQk/
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Sir Michael@Michael197920 Feb 2023
Here's a tip that shoe shops don't want you to know: If the shoes on display aren't the right size for your feet, don't just immediately buy them anyway. Most shoe shops will have different sizes of the same shoes in a nearby storage section 👍
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7ft high and rising 😍 instagr.am/p/CoiaEo1rl1O/
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Stunning instagr.am/p/CoSflfNr_M5/
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David__Osland
@David__Osland28 Jan 2023
Drop a fag butt in the street and get fined £80. Dump millions of gallons of sewage in the river and 292 Tory MPs will vote to let you keep doing it for the next 15 years.
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21 years old and still brilliant! #diffordsguide #cocktails #sauceguide instagr.am/p/CnaR_hULYDy/
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@David__Osland4 Jan 2023
The Tories have had 13 years to 'deliver'. Even Evri can usually get a parcel to you in less time than that.
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🏆 #DHOTYA2021 Winner - Almonds The greatest to ever play the game?
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Bedtime reading in 3 parts…… instagr.am/p/CmxOeCVMXr-/
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Dark nights. instagr.am/p/CmrrKdiLIIN/
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