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Unreconstructed hedonist, Studio 54 regular, and prominent name on the #EpsteinFiles tries to convince the saps at the National Prayer Breakfast that he is actually a Godly man. #ETTD
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What a world we would be if it weren't for the Carpenters.
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Eliminate the middleman.
They should just put a speaker in a head of lettuce 🥬 wired to the Oval Office. Then all they have to do is replace the lettuce every once in a while. #ETTD
She strikes me as @trailblazers material.
Katie Zacharia Is Out After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…
Whew, @JohnCleese, I’m glad we solved that one. Now we can narrow the investigations on the other Cambridge alumni.
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When Ukraine destroys Russian data centers, hoards of aggressive right-wing bots disappear, and Twitter becomes much friendlier. Isn’t that interesting? So much of our politics is driven by the internet, and so much of the internet is driven by Russians who want to hurt us. Shouldn’t we do something about that, given that we know it?
The choice in Maine is a Senator who will do whatever Trump wants, but publicly feel bad about it and a Senator who will represent Maine. #ETTD
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This makes sense. Cats are the official pets of empires in decline. Just go to Istanbul and ask the Turks.
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It's called V-E-T-T-I-N-G. It's not Braiden Bell's fault. The @trailblazers are being run like a Frat House.
God does not make mistakes.
Unfortunately she gave humans free will and, wowza, are they a bunch of screw-ups. #ETTD
Schmitt for brains. #ETTD
These are our allies and their families. We need to finish the job and bring them to the United States. #afghanevac
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Last week, Portland State lost 84-0 to Oregon
This week, Portland State hit a walk off field goal to win its first game of the season
Stuff like this is why this sport is so special
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Replying to @CodyHallGA
It’s a bit late for MAGA folk to pretend they care about the actual teachings of Christ











