Jurassic Bark ruined my life. All typos - all the time. She/Her

Bexley, OH
Joined March 2009
Scary Kristen retweeted
things going well for vivek i see
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Scary Kristen retweeted
as mad as any human has ever been
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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Scary Kristen retweeted
What the hell went down at that fair man
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Scary Kristen retweeted
Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃
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If done by a human, this would be a federal crime. Wait. It was done by a human. His picture is right there in the article.
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Scary Kristen retweeted
Ohioans: You have until November 1 to vote early in this year's election! Find your early voting location here: ohiosos.gov/directories/earl…
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They’re Mr. and Mrs. X for a reason. Rogue and Gambit’s love story continues in the pages of ‘Uncanny X-Men’ #37 by Gail Simone and Juan Frigeri, out now!
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Scary Kristen retweeted
Happy 1st Birthday to Teddy the serval!
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Scary Kristen retweeted
next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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We’re already out here discounting turkeys
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Scary Kristen retweeted
Vivek Ramaswamy's running mate (Rob McColley) is currently blocking a bill to ban child marriage in Ohio
Vivek Ramaswamy and his running mate walk out in matching outfits to a song that goes "this is how legends are made"
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Scary Kristen retweeted
One of my most detailed Romy drawings to date. Love all the little Easter Eggs! Prints on my kofi! #xmen #rogue #gambit #romy
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Scary Kristen retweeted
dinner drink and dessert
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WHAT A PUNT ALMOST TO THE BOUNCE HOUSE
Not bad for his first collegiate punt! #FoxholeGuys
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Scary Kristen retweeted
If this isn’t about Dr. Acton's childhood, then why use a woman who sided with Amy's rapist, lost custody when Amy was 12, and hasn’t known or seen Amy in 48 years? And if you do believe she was raped, why would you ever air a mother who sided with the rapist to talk about anything?! These guys are sick. This is their legacy. Amy is the public servant that McColley and Ramaswamy will never be.
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🚨 POLLS ARE OPEN! The first Saturday of early voting is here! Head to your County Board of Elections between 8am - 4pm to cast your ballot. Look up the location ⬇️ ohiosos.gov/directories/coun…
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