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"You had no choice but to adore Leslie Jordan, he left you no other options. He was magical." buzzfeed.com/jake_farrington…
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Her: You need to stop watching that stupid wrestling and be a father!...besides it's FAKE!
Me: NO IT'S NOT FAKE!
Her: Turn it off and go play with your son!
Me:
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Am I the only one who goes to bed every night convinced that my mild throat scratch is the beginnings of coronavirus only to wake up with a wave of huge relief that it's gone?
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The Facts ... according to CDC.
FLU ... CDC estimates that influenza has resulted in between 9 million – 45 million illnesses, between 140,000 – 810,000 hospitalizations and between 12,000 – 61,000 deaths annually since 2010.
Coronavirus thus far - CDC - 0 deaths in USA.
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[2 men standing in an empty basement together]
Man 1: “Alright, maybe we should tell a few people about Fight Club.”
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If you fall down a set of stairs just right you’ll forget all about your bad day.
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Regular Orange: I’m an excellent source of Vitamin C.
Blood Orange: *Throws gang signs
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Self love is the best kind of love because at the end of the day, you are the person that you spend the most time with... and you’re stuck with yourself for your entire life. So stop wasting time hating yourself. Instead start giving yourself the love you deserve
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When someone you hate is sick teapawt.org/tbhOffice/status/79929…
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Written by @mollyrubenlong some.ly/Fa08Ded/
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I wish I would remember to use my indoor voice before I said shocking things in public.
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F.A.D.E.D. (Fresh All Day Every Day) 4 U : MIGOS & MARSHMELLO UNLEASH “DANGER,” THE LATEST TR... faded4u.com/2017/12/migos-ma…






















