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hi i m john . or nezu reverse 1999 pilled i like most characters all i do is yap . tiktok ia until i feel like coming back . priv : @nezusbamboo ; moots may req

she / him / any
Joined March 2024
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i haven't done an intro happy birthday everyone. ıllı she/him/any/mirror pronouns # ᶻz﹕ ><﹐ isfp 4w3 ; so/sx 415 @ :: ┆#r1999twt #moothunt #promotwt﹒꩜ ┆tiktok.com/@bettestache﹒ ♡ ┆h. what do i put here ✦. ⊹ ˚ . hellao 🤤🤤🤤i murphy. yes thatd my name
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This one was submitted to me in DMs so it’s a double list Monday How the Umas would react to you walking in on them naked tierlist
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i forgot i made thi
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omgtiktok is not letting me post my fics yet i might as well freestyle on twitter
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john bette retweeted
these two WOULD survive being PubSec Devil Hunters👥✅
would they survive as public safety devil hunters yes or yes
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do yall think we got it
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having your special interest be associated with pedophiles, incels or adjacent groups is actually a fate worse than death
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我操了兄弟们 再也不操gay佬了😭,昨天在桑拿房碰上一个黑皮壮汉,说帮我搓背,搓着搓着就从后面贴上来,鸡巴硬邦邦顶在我股沟。我当时也没拒绝,他就直接把我按在瓷砖墙上,自己先用手把我屁股口扩开,手指抠得又深又狠,水声黏腻得要命。 我一开始还嘴硬:“哎呦,你干嘛”,他居然低笑一声,把我一条腿抬起来架在肩上,整根捅进去的时候我后背贴着冰凉瓷砖,屁股肉被撑得发麻。然后他开始猛撞,每一下都顶到最深,我鸡巴随着撞击甩来甩去,淫水顺着交合处往下滴,地面都湿了。我很快受不了,抓着他肩膀说慢点,他不但不停,反而把我另一条腿也抬起来,整个人被他抱着悬空。他腰越发越狠,我身体随着他往上颠,屁股口被他鸡巴反复撑开又绞紧,白沫混着水丝被带出来。 后来他突然一个深顶,角度偏了,龟头狠狠顶在肠子的某个点上,我当时痛得眼前发黑,感觉里面像被撕开,他却还在继续往里顶,完全没停。我求他停的声音都哑了,他只是喘着气把我压得更紧。事后去医院检查,说是肠壁挫伤加局部出血,短期内不能再走后门了,现在走路都一瘸一拐的。
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我操了兄弟们 再也不操gay佬了😭,昨天在桑拿房碰上一个黑皮壮汉,说帮我搓背,搓着搓着就从后面贴上来,鸡巴硬邦邦顶在我股沟。我当时也没拒绝,他就直接把我按在瓷砖墙上,自己先用手把我屁股口扩开,手指抠得又深又狠,水声黏腻得要命。 我一开始还嘴硬:“哎呦,你干嘛”,他居然低笑一声,把我一条腿抬起来架在肩上,整根捅进去的时候我后背贴着冰凉瓷砖,屁股肉被撑得发麻。然后他开始猛撞,每一下都顶到最深,我鸡巴随着撞击甩来甩去,淫水顺着交合处往下滴,地面都湿了。我很快受不了,抓着他肩膀说慢点,他不但不停,反而把我另一条腿也抬起来,整个人被他抱着悬空。他腰越发越狠,我身体随着他往上颠,屁股口被他鸡巴反复撑开又绞紧,白沫混着水丝被带出来。 后来他突然一个深顶,角度偏了,龟头狠狠顶在肠子的某个点上,我当时痛得眼前发黑,感觉里面像被撕开,他却还在继续往里顶,完全没停。我求他停的声音都哑了,他只是喘着气把我压得更紧。事后去医院检查,说是肠壁挫伤加局部出血,短期内不能再走后门了,现在走路都一瘸一拐的。
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Umas that look kitty but are actually puppy
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john bette retweeted
yo WHO am I fucking facing in CM man
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I wish her dick were a credit card and my ass were a card terminal that failed to process the transaction, and she’d keep rubbing her dick against me until I said "You’re going to have to insert it"
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john bette retweeted
Being invested in a yuri that hasnt been translated yet, hidden behind a paywall or has little content
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> called reverse : 1999 > bette
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can't stand that people think tops HAVE to be cool and nonchalant. what if i want my top to be a whimpering pathetic loser ?? what if i want them to cry and sob from pleasure ?? what if i want them kicking their feet and twirling their hair before dicking their bottom down ??
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Which tweet will bang harder place your bets
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ohoho 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
if you have a 2h flight, where u gonna sit ??
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